The Angry German Kid is an Internet phenomenon, featuring a furious 14-year-old German boy named Leopold losing his temper when he tries to play Unreal Tournament. The German title is Der Echte Gangster. The Japanese title is Keyboard Crusher.
Leopold comes into his room, knocking CDs and other things off his desk and demands the PC to turn on quickly so he can play. He angrily pounds the keyboard, ranting in German and cursing. It freezes and he panics about what's occured. Soon, it begins to work and he bursts into song (singing "Here we go" in German several times), but then it crashes again and he loses it again, beating the keyboard and demanding the computer to start Unreal Tournament. He tries to calm himself down, reassuring himself that it will start soon.
The game eventually starts and he laughs maniacally stabbing buttons to attack the enemies on the game. Cursing in German and threatening to shoot the enemies, the boy goes insane again, this time slamming the keyboard mercilessly against the table, forcing some keys loose. As he proceeds to attack the players, he notices that the "Escape" button is missing. He searches the room, whimpering hysterically, and eventually finds it and inserts it into the board. As he continues to play, he begins frantically trying to figure out who's shooting at him. As the boy tries to think, he loses his temper completely because he lost the game and he beats the keyboard against the desk over and over again (again forcing some keys loose) and running out of the room, screaming in fury.
Sometimes, the video has been edited with incorrect subtitles to make it look like Leopold is looking at porn or watching the famous Numa Numa video. It has also been mixed with the London Dungeon ghost video.
One version is mixed to make it seem as though Leopold hates Chris Crocker and at one point, "kills" him.
Jeeves476 makes animated videos.
There was also another video created by TheStrongBoyz19 called "Angry German Kid can't order sausage eggs.", in which Leopold tries to order sausage eggs online, but the man behind the intercom speaker fights with him and tells him he's gonna call the police and the best part is that Leopold will never be able to eat the sausage eggs ever again, making him throw a crazy fit and destroy his keyboard and run out of the room.
- If the video's backwards, Leopold sings, "Sausage eggs" instead of "Here we go." Leopold smashes the keyboard backwards.