Annoying Orange - Annoying Pear(03:07)
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Annoying Orange: Annoying Pear is the 45th episode of Annoying Orange created by Daneboe.

Synopsis

Orange gets sick and Pear has to take over the annoying duties.

Transcript

ORANGE: [babbling, then groaning]: Oh.

PEAR: Uh, how's it goin', Orange?

ORANGE: Oh, you know... I'm... [groans]

PEAR: Dude, you don't look too good.

ORANGE: [moans] Hey, hey Pear.

PEAR: Yeah? What is it, Orange?

ORANGE: [retches]

PEAR: Agh!

ORANGE: [groans]

PEAR: Gross.

ORANGE: I don't feel so good, Pear.

You're gonna have to take over.

PEAR: Sure, no pro-- wait...what?

Logo Appears

PEAR Uhh... Hey, hey Turnip?

Hey, turnip, hey?

TURNIP: Hey, what's up, Pear?

PEAR: Yeah, it's just that I'm glad you could, uh, "turn up." [chuckles]

TURNIP: What?

PEAR: You know, "turnip." [chuckles]

TURNIP: What are you getting at, man?

PEAR: Nothing, it's just a joke.

You don't--turnip?

TURNIP: W-what are you talking about? You think I'm-I'm late?

PEAR: No, it's just--

TURNIP: I'm a late-blooming vegetable, all right?

I'm ready when I'm ready.

PEAR: Okay, okay, okay.

TURNIP: I'm not running on your schedule or anyone else's, you hear me?

PEAR: Okay. I'm sorry.

ORANGE: You're bombing, Pear.

PEAR: Look, I've never done this before.

ORANGE: Just call him something he's not.

That always works for me.

PEAR: All right.

Hey, hey Turnip.

TURNIP: I'm not talking to you.

PEAR: Good, 'cause you're just a fat radish. [chuckles]

Get it? Fat radish. Ha-ha.

TURNIP: [crying]

PEAR: Whoa-whoa-whoa, Turnip, dude.

TURNIP: [sobbing voice] Why are you doing this to me?

ORANGE: Way to go, Pear.

PEAR: Geez, I didn't know he was gonna cry.

PASSIONFRUIT: Oh, my God, what's going on here?

ORANGE: Pear made Turnip cry.

PEAR: No, it's not like that.

TURNIP: [still sobbing] He called me fat.

PASSION FRUIT: Pear! What's wrong with you?

PEAR: No, this is Orange's fault. He told me to do it.

ORANGE: Hey, keep it down. I'm having a sick day over here.

PASSION FRUIT: Is that all you have to say for yourself, Pear?

PEAR: Ehh-- dude, you gotta help me get out of this.

What do I say now?

ORANGE: Oh, I don't know. I just usually make funny noises. Everyone loves that.

PEAR: All right. Hey, hey Turnip, hey.

TURNIP: [still sobbing] What do you want now?

PEAR: Hey, I bet you can't do this.

Owrr! Owrr! Owrr!

TURNIP: Wha-- is that supposed to be me?

'Cause I'm fat, right? 'Cause I'm always eatin'.

PASSION FRUIT: No, Pear's just trying to-- you know-- cheer you up. Right, Pear?

PEAR: Owrr! Owrr!

TURNIP: [sobbing] You're a monster!

PASSION FRUIT: Pear!

PEAR: I'm sorry!

ORANGE: No, no, no, you're doing it all wrong, Pear.

It's more like this. [babbling]

TURNIP: [chuckles]

PASSION FRUIT & PEAR: [laughter]

ORANGE: [retches]

PEAR & TURNIP: Eww!

PASSIONFRUIT: Ewww!

ORANGE: Ugh. I don't remember eating that.

PASSION FRUIT: Uh, look, why don't we all just call it a night? Huh, guys?

PEAR: Yeah, I second that.

TURNIP: [sniffles] Okay.

ORANGE: Oh...Hey! Hey, Fat Radish!

PASSION FRUIT: Orange!

TURNIP: I'm not a fat radish!

ORANGE: No, not you. Fat Radish.

FAT RADISH: [slurps drink] What's up with you, Orange?

ORANGE: Knife!

FAT RADISH: Yaahh!