|Date Added:||November 12, 2010|
|Description:||Orange gets sick and Pear has to take over the annoying duties.|
|Previous:||Annoying Orange: Theme Song Attack!|
Orange gets sick and Pear has to take over the annoying duties.
ORANGE: [babbling, then groaning]: Oh.
PEAR: Uh, how's it goin', Orange?
ORANGE: Oh, you know... I'm... [groans]
PEAR: Dude, you don't look too good.
ORANGE: [moans] Hey, hey Pear.
PEAR: Yeah? What is it, Orange?
ORANGE: I don't feel so good, Pear.
You're gonna have to take over.
PEAR: Sure, no pro-- wait...what?
PEAR Uhh... Hey, hey Turnip?
Hey, turnip, hey?
TURNIP: Hey, what's up, Pear?
PEAR: Yeah, it's just that I'm glad you could, uh, "turn up." [chuckles]
PEAR: You know, "turnip." [chuckles]
TURNIP: What are you getting at, man?
PEAR: Nothing, it's just a joke.
TURNIP: W-what are you talking about? You think I'm-I'm late?
PEAR: No, it's just--
TURNIP: I'm a late-blooming vegetable, all right?
I'm ready when I'm ready.
PEAR: Okay, okay, okay.
TURNIP: I'm not running on your schedule or anyone else's, you hear me?
PEAR: Okay. I'm sorry.
ORANGE: You're bombing, Pear.
PEAR: Look, I've never done this before.
ORANGE: Just call him something he's not.
That always works for me.
PEAR: All right.
Hey, hey Turnip.
TURNIP: I'm not talking to you.
PEAR: Good, 'cause you're just a fat radish. [chuckles]
Get it? Fat radish. Ha-ha.
PEAR: Whoa-whoa-whoa, Turnip, dude.
TURNIP: [sobbing voice] Why are you doing this to me?
ORANGE: Way to go, Pear.
PEAR: Geez, I didn't know he was gonna cry.
PASSIONFRUIT: Oh, my God, what's going on here?
ORANGE: Pear made Turnip cry.
PEAR: No, it's not like that.
TURNIP: [still sobbing] He called me fat.
PASSION FRUIT: Pear! What's wrong with you?
PEAR: No, this is Orange's fault. He told me to do it.
ORANGE: Hey, keep it down. I'm having a sick day over here.
PASSION FRUIT: Is that all you have to say for yourself, Pear?
PEAR: Ehh-- dude, you gotta help me get out of this.
What do I say now?
ORANGE: Oh, I don't know. I just usually make funny noises. Everyone loves that.
PEAR: All right. Hey, hey Turnip, hey.
TURNIP: [still sobbing] What do you want now?
PEAR: Hey, I bet you can't do this.
Owrr! Owrr! Owrr!
TURNIP: Wha-- is that supposed to be me?
'Cause I'm fat, right? 'Cause I'm always eatin'.
PASSION FRUIT: No, Pear's just trying to-- you know-- cheer you up. Right, Pear?
PEAR: Owrr! Owrr!
TURNIP: [sobbing] You're a monster!
PASSION FRUIT: Pear!
PEAR: I'm sorry!
ORANGE: No, no, no, you're doing it all wrong, Pear.
It's more like this. [babbling]
PASSION FRUIT & PEAR: [laughter]
PEAR & TURNIP: Eww!
ORANGE: Ugh. I don't remember eating that.
PASSION FRUIT: Uh, look, why don't we all just call it a night? Huh, guys?
PEAR: Yeah, I second that.
TURNIP: [sniffles] Okay.
ORANGE: Oh...Hey! Hey, Fat Radish!
PASSION FRUIT: Orange!
TURNIP: I'm not a fat radish!
ORANGE: No, not you. Fat Radish.
FAT RADISH: [slurps drink] What's up with you, Orange?
FAT RADISH: Yaahh!