Annoying Orange: Excess Cabbage is the 15th episode created by Daneboe.

Synopsis

Orange loses his mojo, but Cabbage does his best to help get it back.

Transcript

(The black screen is shown. The title, "The Annoying Orange: Excess Cabbage", appears. Bored music is playing in the background. Celery is heard talking and joking with his celery friends.)

CELERY: (voice only) Infact around the produe section, I'm known as a bit of a playboy.

(The title and background both disappear, revealing Celery talking to his friends.)

CELERY: So she says she heard it was the onion. But onion, he's like, "I'm not the one dropping stink bombs here." (laughs)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey! Hey Celery!

CELERY: What?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey Celery! Hey!

CELERY: W-w-w-what is it, Orange?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: I bet you uh ... you um ... uh ...

CELERY: What do you want!?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: (sighs) I don't know.

CELERY: Yeah, whatever. So anyways, what she heard ...

(Orange sighs sadly.)

CABBAGE: Hey! What's the matter with you, Orange?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Oh hey Cabbage.

(The scene then cuts to Cabbage.)

CABBAGE: Man oh man, Orange. You look awful.

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: (sighs) Yeah.

CABBAGE: You feeling down?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: I guess I just don't see the point.

CABBAGE: Of what? Making fun of Celery?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Well, everyone I talk to just gets chopped up. I mean any second now, someone's going to pick up Celery, and will never see him again.

CABBAGE: Pick up Celery!? Come on, Orange! Celery can't even get a date!

CELERY: What? No, I can get a date, dude. Anytime I want!

CABBAGE: No way, man! Everyone knows you're a stalker! (laughs) Get it, Orange? He's a stalker!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Yeah.

CABBAGE: You know why you're in a funk?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: 'Cause I'm sittin' too close to Onion?

(The camera zooms out, revealing Onion next to Orange.)

ONION: He smells it, he tells it buddy.

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Yeah, maybe.

(The happy music starts playing.)

CABBAGE: Maybe? That's not the Orange I know! The Orange I KNOW would've said: (Imitates Orange) "Ewww! Baseball is smelly! Somebody throw a stinkball!"

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: (smiles and giggles) Yeah.

CABBAGE: He'da said: (Imitates Orange) "Gross! Onion's making gronions!"

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: (laughs) Gronion. (laughs again)

ONION: Knock it off, Cabage!

CABBAGE: (Imitates Orange) "Oh! If I'm lyin' then you're cryin'!"

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: (laughs) It's true because it rhymes.

ONION: I'm not crying! There's something in my eye!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Yeah, stinkeye! (laughs)

(The original theme song plays in the background.)

CABBAGE: Ha ha ha! That's what I'm talkin' about!