Annoying Orange: Going Walnuts is the 37th episode created by Daneboe.

Synopsis

Orange meets someone who is truly nuts...walnut.

Transcript

(The scene opens at the counter scene, and Orange is singing a parody of Michael Jackson's "Bad" to himself.)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: (singing) You know I'm Orange! I'm Orange! I'm really, really Orange! And the whole world has to answer right now, just to tell you once again, "Who's Orange?" (laughs) Ahh!

(Orange notices somebody.)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey!

(The scene then cuts to Walnut, and the regular theme song begins to play.)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: I didn't see you sittin' there! Uhh...

WALNUT: Yes?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: What are you?

WALNUT: I'm a walnut.

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey! Hey Walnut!

WALNUT: (sighs) What?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Walnut! Hey!

WALNUT: What?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Knock-knock!

WALNUT: Who's there?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Knock-knock!

WALNUT: I already said, "Who's there!"

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Knock-knock!

WALNUT: Look dude, knock it off.

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: (slightly louder) Knock-knock!

WALNUT: Who is it already?!

(Orange talks even louder.)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: KNOCK-KNOCK!

WALNUT: You know what?! I don't CARE! I don't care who's at the door!

(Orange talks louder than ever.)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: KNOCK-KNOCK!!

WALNUT: (grunts angrily) Who is it already?!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Cash!

WALNUT: Cash? "Cash" who?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Cashew? I thought you were a walnut! Heh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

WALNUT: (sighs)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Geez, you really need to come outta your shell! Heh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

WALNUT: I'm a nut, not a turtle.

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: You're a nut? And they say I'm crazy! Heh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

(Frustrated, Walnut's mouth is shaking.)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey! Hey Walnut!

WALNUT: If this is another knock-knock joke...

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: You look familiar.

WALNUT: Dude, I'm a walnut!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Don't I know you from somewhere?

WALNUT: No. No, no. I-- I think I'd remember that.

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Ooh! I know! You're the guy that lives inside Lizard Berry!

(A record scratches.)

WALNUT: What?!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Don't you remember?

(The scene then goes to a flashback scene.)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey! Hey Lizard Berry! Hey!

(The scene then cuts to Avocado.)

AVOCADO: Hey, for the last time, I'm not a lizard berry.

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey! Hey Lizard Berry!

AVOCADO: What?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Knife!

(Daneboe picks up the screaming Avocado and slices him in half, and blood comes out.)

AVOCADO: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

(Dramatic music plays.)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: (with a shocked expression on his face) Whoa! That guy's gonna be dino-sore in the morning! (laughing) Ooh!

(Daneboe takes the avocado seed out of Avocado's hole, and it lands on the counter.)

AVOCADO SEED: Free Willy!

(Rising music begins to play.)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: WHAT THE HECK?!

AVOCADO SEED: He-he-hey! How's it goin'?

(Dramatic music plays again.)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: (eyes widen) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

(Avocado Seed, startled screams, too.)

AVOCADO SEED: (startled) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

AVOCADO SEED: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!

(The scene then goes back to the regular counter scene, and electric piano music starts playing.)

WALNUT: What are you talking about?! That was an avocado you idiot!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: You're an Avocado? Is that why Lizard Berry ate you?

WALNUT: No, I'm a walnut!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Wingnut!

WALNUT: (mumbling) WALNUT!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Walrus!

WALNUT: WAL-NUT!!!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Oh, walnut. Is that why you're so hard to crack? Heh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

WALNUT: Hey, don't even joke about that, man, Have you even seen a nutcracker?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Well, duh, he's right over there!

NUT CRACKER: (Weird noises)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Good thing he has a straitjacket!

WALNUT: (groans) No, a nutcracker. you've never heard of a nutcracker?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Nutcracker? Sweet!

WALNUT: No! It's not sweet! it's a death-dealing pair of metal tongs that'll split your head right open! Do you even know what that sounds like?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Knock knock?

WALNUT: It's not a joke, man, I'm telling you, it's the worst way to go!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Knock knock!

WALNUT: (groans)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Knock knock!

WALNUT: WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: KNOCK-KNOCK!!

WALNUT: AAAAH! WHO IS IT ALREADY!?!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Squirrel!

WALNUT: Squirrel? Squirrel who?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!

(A squirrel comes and starts eating Walnut)

WALNUT: (screaming)

(The scene then cuts to the text. The theme song is playing again. Orange says, "The fruity questions of the day: Who or what should I meet next? Leave your answer in the comments!". The text on the left says, "JULIAN SMITH AS WALNUT" (there is also a little "Subsribe".) The texts on the right say, "CREATED BY DANEBOE" and "WRITTEN BY SPENCER GROVE" The videos on the bottom of them are Annoying Orange: The Sitcom and Annoying Orange: Close Encounters of the Annoying Kind. The words on the top of them say, "WATCH MORE ORANGE!". The link on the left bottom says, "TWITTER.COMM/ANNOYINGORANGE". The one on the right says, "FACEBOOK.COM/ANNOYINGORANGE".)