Annoying Orange: Muddy Buddy is the 14th episode created by Daneboe.

SynopsisEdit

Orange meets Mystery Potato Man...and annoys the crap out of him.

TranscriptEdit

(The black screen is shown. The title, "The Annoying Orange: Muddy Buddy", appears. The theme song is playing in the background. Orange is heard laughing.)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: (voice only) Heh-hee ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

(The title and background both disappear, revealing the Annoying Orange next to Pear.)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: So then he said, "If you want the mustard, you're gonna have to "ketchup"! " Heh-hee ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

PEAR: That was quite possibly the worst joke I've ever heard!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Ahh! You're the worst joke I've ever heard! Heh-hee ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

PEAR: (sighs angrily)

(Daneboe places a potato with sunglasses on the counter.)

MYSTERYPOTATOMAN: Ugh! It's way too bright in here! Does somebody wanna turn the lights down or somethin'?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Whoa! A dirty pear with sunglasses!

MYSTERYPOTATOMAN: What?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey Pear! Check it out! It's your brother!

PEAR: (scoffs) That's not my brother!

MYSTERYPOTATOMAN: I'm not a pear! My name is MysteryPotatoMan.

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Heh-heh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! "Poe-Tay-Toe"?

MYSTERYPOTATOMAN: I'm not doin' that.

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: "POE-TAY-TOE"?

MYSTERYPOTATOMAN: No.

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Really?

MYSTERYPOTATOMAN: Yeah that's pretty stupid okay?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Yeah whatever, four-eyes! Heh-hee ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

MYSTERYPOTATOMAN: Hey you'd be wearing sunglasses too if you grew up on the ground! Ugh, this light is killing me!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: You grow up in the dirt? I'm gonna call you "Muddy Buddy"! Heh-hee ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

MYSTERYPOTATOMAN: I'm not muddy, and I'm not your bud!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: You said, "Spud!" You're a spudmuffin! Heh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

MYSTERYPOTATOMAN: Maybe you're a little square, you know that?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Uh-uh! I'm round! Heh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

MYSTERYPOTATOMAN: Ugh! Pear is this guy always this annoying?!

PEAR: No. It's even worse when he uses the airhorn.

(Cut to Orange, who suddenly has the airhorn.)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey Muddy Buddy!

MYSTERYPOTATOMAN: What?!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Airhorn!

(Orange blows the airhorn with his tongue, and it makes Potato's sunglasses fly off.)

MYSTERYPOTATOMAN: Aaahh! Aah! It's so BRIGHT!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: (laughing)

MYSTERYPOTATOMAN: (sobs) Why would you do that, man?!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Pear did it!

MYSTERYPOTATOMAN: Pear didn't do it. I saw you.

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Blame Pear!

MYSTERYPOTATOMAN: No!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: (eyes widen) Uh-oh! Guess what!

MYSTERYPOTATOMAN: What?! What is it?!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Airhorn! (blows the airhorn again.)

MYSTERYPOTATOMAN: Aah!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: (laughing)

MYSTERYPOTATOMAN: Ugh! I can't see anything! And I can't even hear myself think!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: It's funny 'cause it hurts! (laughing)

MYSTERYPOTATOMAN: You're really getting under my skin, buddy. I've had some stupid food in my days, but you really take the cake!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Why would you take the cake? That's where Carrot lives!

MYSTERYPOTATOMAN: I don't care about Carrot!

(The scene switches to Carrot, who is lying on the oven.)

CARROT: Well I don't care about you either! (crying)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Geez, for a tater, you're a real hater! Maybe you're a hater tot! (laughing)

(Dramatic music begins to play as Potato talks to Orange.)

MYSTERYPOTATOMAN: Sweet mother of-- augh! Your voice is snapping me like a-- like a giant--

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Lemme guess. Knife?

MYSTERYPOTATOMAN: What?!

(Daneboe picks up Potato and slices his face off.)

MYSTERYPOTATOMAN: Aaaaahhhh! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!

(Potato's face lands on the counter.)

MYSTERYPOTATOMAN: Aaaaaahhhh!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: (eyes widen) Whoa! It's a face-off! Heh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

MYSTERYPOTATOMAN: Aaaaaahhhh!

(Daneboe slices more of Potato off. One of the pieces land on the counter over Potato.)

MYSTERYPOTATOMAN: Aaaaahhh!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: I dunno who to "root" for! (laughing)

(Potato resumes his screaming. More pieces land on the counter.)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Get it?! "Root"?! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

(Daneboe puts his hand over Potato and his pieces.)

MYSTERYPOTATOMAN: Wait! Wait! What are you doing?! What are you doing?!

(Daneboe slides them off the counter.)

MYSTERYPOTATOMAN: Aaaaahhh! Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh...!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Oh well. That guy needed a thicker skin anyways! Heh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

CARROT: (crying)

PEAR: Come on, buddy! Potato didn't mean it! Stop crying!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey Carrot! I know what'll make you forget about being sad!

CARROT: (sniffles) Really? What?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Airhorn!

(Orange blows the airhorn with his tongue. Carrot screams.)

CARROT: Aaaaahhh!

(The scene then cuts to the text. The theme song is playing once again. Orange says, "The fruity question of the day: What food annoys you the most? Leave your answer in the comments!". The text on the left says, "MYSTERYGUITARMAN as POTATO" (there is also a yellow "Subscribe" button in it). The texts on the right say, "CREATED BY DANEBOE" and "WRITTEN BY SPENCER GROVE". On top of the videos (Annoying Orange Prank Call #1: Tanning Salon and Annoying Orange Super Mario), it says, "WATCH MORE ORANGE!". The links on the bottom say, "TWITTER.COM/ANNOYINGORANGE" and "FACEBOOK.COM/ANNOYINGORANGE".)