Annoying Orange: No More Mr. Knife Guy is the 40th episode created by Daneboe.

Synopsis

Orange has a face to face confrontation with...KNIFE!

Transcript

(The scene opens to the counter scene with Orange. Electric piano music starts to play.)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Ummm... wait, run that by me one more time.

(The scene then cuts to Ginger.)

GINGER: I've already told you, like a thousand times. Why don't you believe me?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Well you are... you know...

GINGER: A ginger?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Yeah.

GINGER: Well, gingers have souls.

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Nuh-uh!.

GINGER: Do so.

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Nope. You're thinking of nutmeg.

GINGER: GINGER!!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: No.

GINGER: YES!!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: No.

PEAR: No? What do you mean "no"?

GINGER: Who said that?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hold on a second, I gotta take this (The camera zooms out, revealing Pear.) What's going on, Pear?

PEAR: This stupid game isn't working. It's not giving me a Yahtzee.

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: That's not Yahtzee.

PEAR: It's not?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: No, it's Scrabble.

PEAR: It's not Scrabble, Orange.

GINGER: (groaning with anger)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: That' isn't chess, is it?

PEAR: No.

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Is it Connect 4?

PEAR: Connect 4? Really?

GINGER: Whoaaa ...!! (Daneboe starts cutting up Ginger. Dramatic music starts playing.)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: It kind of looks like Connect 4.

PEAR: It's not Connect 4!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: It's gotta be Shoots and Ladders.

PEAR: No.

(Daneboe puts down his knife.)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Oooh! I know, it's checkers.

PEAR: No, it's not.

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Jenga?

PEAR: No, it's not Jenga.

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Oh, I know. Hey, let's ask Ginger. Hey, hey Ginger. (gasps)

KNIFE: Hey, dudes. This..umm...isn't what it looks like.

THE ANNOYING ORANGE & PEAR: [screaming]

(The title card is revealed with a dark grey background and the beam of lights moving in the back, with a picture of Knife on the left, Orange and Pear on the right, and the words, "ANNOYING ORANGE: NO MORE MR. KNIFE GUY", in yellow and red. "No More Mr. Knife Guy" plays.)

(Then, the soft rock and roll music is played as the scene goes back to the counter scene with Knife.)

KNIFE: Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm not gonna hurt you little guy.

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Yeah, tell that to Ginger.

KNIFE: Is that who this was? Man. Poor little fellow was really juicy.

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Yeah, but it's not like he had a soul. (laughing)

KNIFE: What are you talking about? The dude was here, and now he's not. That's awful!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Actually, thanks to you, he's here and there. (laughing)

KNIFE: Dude, that is NOT funny.

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: You are real cut up, you know that? (laughing)

KNIFE: Well, I know what this looks like, but just because I'm a razor sharp strip of stainless steel doesn't mean I want hurt anybody.

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Wow, I never seen the side of you for. (laughing)

KNIFE: I'm telling you, Orange, it's lonely been a knife. Every time I get close to someone, they wind up getting cut in half. Do you know what that's like?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Uummmmm....

'KNIFE': This one time I [?] a tuna can in three seconds flat. It was awful.

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Geez, sounds like you're really on edge. (laughing)

'KNIFE': Well, what's so funny about that?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: I guess you're not sharpest knife in the drawer, are ya? (laughing)

'KNIFE': Buddy, don't even get me started on those guys.

(The camera zips to three knives in a drawer. Bored music starts playing.)

OTHER KNIFE: If my actomic number is 56. That my name is what?

TWO KNIVES: Barium.

OTHER KNIFE: Very good. No more easy ones, guys. Now, if a train leaves Baltimore...

(The camera switches back to Orange.)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Wow, and I thought you're a dull. (laughing)

(Terror music starts playing.)

KNIFE: DULL? Who said I'm dull?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: I did, just now.

KNIFE: Not so loud, man You know what happens to a dull a knife?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: He goes on a lot of first dates? (laughing)

KNIFE: No, dude It gets a little visit from, the Sharpener!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Ooh, is he like the equalizer?

KNIFE: No, the sharpener is harder than a rock... and you know what he does?

SHARPENER: He sharpens little fools like you

KNIFE: Who said that?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Wasn't me.

PEAR: Me either. (Panel moves.) Aw, come on! That was totally a Yahtzee.

KNIFE: It wasn't me!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: What about him?

KNIFE: No.

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Sharpener?

KNIFE: NOT AGAIN!!!!!

(Daneboe puts Sharpener. Dramatic music starts to play.)

SHARPENER: What's wrong, little guy? Think I'm gonna rub you the wrong way? (laughing evilely)

KNIFE: NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! (screaming)

(Daneboe starts rubbing Kinfe with the sharpener.)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Whoa! That guy really knows how to make a point. (laughing) Ooh. Ow.

KNIFE: THAT HURTS!!!!!!!

SHARPENER: Now that was a close shave. Hahahahahah!

(Daneboe takes the knife and sharpener and puts them away, while Knife is still screaming. And the electric piano music starts playing again.)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Wow, I almost feel bad for knife, geez

PEAR: Hey, I think I finally got this stupid thing working.

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey, what's going on Pear?

PEAR: I think it's trying to tell us something, Orange. (Panel starts moving.)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Whoa, what the? G-I-N-G-- Ohh! Ohh! It's spelling "Jenga." (The panel starts moving out of control, starts rising, and lights move. Terror music plays.) What's going on? (Ginger's souls appeares, and the dramatic music plays again.)'

GINGER: See? I told you gingers have souls. SUCK IT, ORANGE!!!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE & PEAR: [screaming]

(The scene then cuts to the text, and the theme song is playing. Orange says, "The fruity question of the day: Who would win in a battle of cuteness: Marshmellow or Midget Apple? Leave your answer in the comments!". The texts on the right and left say, "KEVIN NALTY as KNIFE" and "BOBJENZ as GINGER". The text sidebars on the right and left bottom say, "CREATED BY DANEBOE" and "WRITTEN BY SPENCER GROVE". The links under them say, "TWITTER.COM/ANNOYINGORANGE" and "FACEBOOK.COM/ANNOYINGORANGE".)