Annoying Orange: Orange of July is the 28th episode created by Daneboe.

SynopsisEdit

Orange celebrates the 4th of July by annoying a watermelon.

TranscriptEdit

(Orange is on a bench in the park in the sunshine.)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: (singing) Sun, sun, sun, sun, sun, sunshine! It's about time! Time for sunshine! Heh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

(The scene then cuts to Daneboe placing a giant watermelon on the bench.)

WATERMELON: Ohh!

(Dramatic music begins to play.)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: (singing) Sunshi--

(Orange stops and gasps, and his eyes widen.)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: (gasps)

WATERMELON: Hello there, little buddy.

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!

(Watermelon gets startled, and his eyes get big.)

WATERMELON: Aah! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!

WATERMELON: ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!

WATERMELON: ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!

WATERMELON: (exhausted) Ohh!

(Orange is in the background still screaming.)

WATERMELON: Whoa!

(Orange is still screaming.)

WATERMELON: Hey. Why are you screaming?

(Orange finally stops.)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: 'Cause you're a monster!

(The regular theme song starts playing in the background.)

WATERMELON: Me? I'm not a monster!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Yeah ya are! You're a giant orange-eating lizard!

WATERMELON: Pretty sure I'm just a watermelon.

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: You're Godzilla!

WATERMELON: Watermelon.

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Oh. So you're not gonna eat me?

WATERMELON: Wasn't plannin' on it.

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Whatever, Godzilla! That's not what Tokyo said! Heh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

WATERMELON: (annoyed) Ohh! (maintains composure) ...So hey! Where's the rest of the party?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Ooohh! Is it my birthday?!

WATERMELON: No.

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Ooh! I wanna pony!

WATERMELON: No! It's not your birthday--

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: And a Nintendo Wii!

WATERMELON: No!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: And a *pony* that can play Wii!

WATERMELON: It's NOT your birthday!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Oh. Well is there cake?

WATERMELON: No! There's no cake!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Well this party sucks. I want my Wii pony!

WATERMELON: It's not that kind of party!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Well what party is it?

(Some parade music starts to play.)

GRAND FINALE: (voice only) Only the greatest party in the world!

(Daneboe places Grand Finale on a table.)

GRAND FINALE: Haven't you ever heard of the 4th of July?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: "July" who? And why is there four of 'em?

GRAND FINALE: No, the 4th of July! It's when we celebrate America's freedom! And we do it by havin' barbecues, parades, and shootin' fireworks!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: So who are you?

GRAND FINALE: I'm Finale! Grand Finale, that is! I'm the headliner! Ya know, last guy onstage.

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Ooh! I wanna see your show now!

GRAND FINALE: Later!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: No, do it now!

GRAND FINALE: No! It's not even dark yet!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Do it! Do it! Do it!

GRAND FINALE: NO!! Even if I wanted to I don't have a lighter!

(The scene then cuts to Orange, who suddenly has the lighter in his mouth. Dramatic music starts to play.)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: (muffled) Well how 'bout this then! Will that work?

GRAND FINALE: WHOA!! HEY!! WHAT'RE YOU DOIN'?!

WATERMELON: (eyes widen) Whoa!

GRAND FINALE: Oh how dangerous!

WATERMELON: Put that down, Orange!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: (muffled) Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Sparkly!

WATERMELON: That's dangerous!

GRAND FINALE: HEY!! KNOCK IT OFF, SQUIRT!! GIMME THAT THING!!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: (muffled) Okay...

(Orange spits the lighter out of his mouth, and it lands near Grand Finale.)

GRAND FINALE: (eyes widen) Aw, crap!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: (regular voice) Whoops!

(The lighter starts to smoke.)

GRAND FINALE: Put it out!

(Grand Finale tries to put it out by blowing it.)

GRAND FINALE: I'm not ready!

(Grand Finale starts blowing at the lighter again. The fire goes up into Finale.)

GRAND FINALE: (starts rocking back and forth) Stop it!

(Grand Finale continues blowing.)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Wow! Grand Finale really knows how to "rock"! (laughs)

(Grand Finale falls down.)

GRAND FINALE: WHOA!!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: W'uh-oh!

WATERMELON: (looking to his right) Uh-oh!

GRAND FINALE: AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

(Grand Finale goes flying.)

WATERMELON: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH--

(Grand Finale hits Watermelon, killing him. Watermelon's parts splatter all over the place. The sparks go into the box. The parade music starts to play again.)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: (eyes widen) WHOA!

(Soon, fireworks start popping out of the box and into the sky.)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Wow! What a bunch of "popheads"! (laughing)

(The scene then cuts to the bench farther away from the camera. Some fire is next to Orange, who continues laughing. The camera then goes up into the sky.)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Ooh! Sparkly!

(The scene then cuts to the texts, with the parade song continuing to play. Orange says, "The fruity question of the day: What do you want for your birthday? Leave your answer in the comments!". The text in the middle says, "LUKEBOEDI as WATERMELON" (there is also a yellow "Subscribe" button on top of them). The text at the left says, "CREATED BY DANEBOE". The text at the right says, "WRITTEN BY SPENCER GROVE". The link at the left bottom says, "TWITTER.COM/ANNOYINGORANGE". The link at the right bottom says, "FACEBOOK.COM/ANNOYINGORANGE".)