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Annoying Orange: Pain-apple, also called Annoying Orange - "Painapple", is the 19th episode created by Daneboe.
Pineapple stops by, and soon wishes he hadn't.
(A picture of the Annoying Orange laughing out loud shoots out from the black background. The theme song starts to play. Then the background disappears, and the title of the episode appears (on top of Orange and under him) and says, "Annoying Orange - "Painapple" ". The beams of light start spinning around slowly in the background. Orange is heard talking in the background.)
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: (voice only) "Orange", "Orange", "Orange", "Orange", "Orange"... What rhymes with "Orange"...?
(The background, picture, and title all disappear, revealing Orange.)
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hmm...
(Daneboe places a pineapple on the counter.)
PINEAPPLE: Hey hey, watch the hair, bud! It took me months to get it to look like this!
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: (surprised) Whoa! What are you?!
PINEAPPLE: Oh, hey. I'm a pineapple.
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: What?! You don't look like an apple!
PINEAPPLE: Well, I'm-- I'm not. I'm a *pine*apple.
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: (chuckles) Why the long face? Heh-hee ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
PINEAPPLE: That's rude. I'm a pineapple.
(Orange interrupts Pineapple.)
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: You're *half* apple! Like an apple crossed with a pine tree! Heh-hee ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
PINEAPPLE: No, that's not how it works.
(Orange sees Pineapple's spiked-up hair.)
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Heey! What's with those knives on your head?
PINEAPPLE: That's my hair.
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Oh. So it's there?
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hair.
PINEAPPLE: (confused) What?
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: There. Hair.
PINEAPPLE: Yes! That-- that's what I said! What-- what are you doing?!
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: "There" rhymes with "Hair"! Heh-hee ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
PINEAPPLE: Okay, stop.
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: So does "Air". And "Bare". And "Care".
PINEAPPLE: Okay! Stop!
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: "Glare".
PINEAPPLE: That's getting really annoying!
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: "Stare". "Mare". "Bear".
PINEAPPLE: (extremely annoyed) STOP, STOP, STOP!!
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: "Care"...
(The Annoying Orange stops and laughs.)
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Heh-hee ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
PINEAPPLE: You know what else rhymes with "Hair"? "Nair". And it looks like you're very familiar with it, baldy!
(A record scratch is heard. The Annoying Orange gasps, shocked.)
THE ANNYOING ORANGE: (gasps) Wow! You really ARE an apple!
PINEAPPLE: I-AM-NOT!! I'M A PINEAPPLE!! I'M NOT EITHER RELATED!! I DON'T GROW IN TREES--
(The Annoying Orange interrupts him.)
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: You're an apple!
(Pineapple gets annoyed.)
PINEAPPLE: (growls) God, you are so irritating!
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: I'm not irritating! I'm an orange!
PINEAPPLE: (frustrated) Augh...
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey Apple!
PINEAPPLE: I am not talking to you.
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Knife!
PINEAPPLE: I've already told you, these are not knives!
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: No. Knife!
PINEAPPLE: This is my hair!
(Dramatic music begins to play. Daneboe creeps up next to Pineapple with a knife in his hand.)
PINEAPPLE: I spike them up to look cool, (as Orange is making a shocked face) and it's something you can't do, because you are--
(Daneboe picks up the knife. Then, he slices Pineapple's hair off.)
(The top goes flying through the air and lands on Orange's head.)
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Whoa!
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Look who's the balding now!
(Daneboe puts Pineapple's face on the counter, and starts slicing him in half very fast. Pineapple continues his screaming.)
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: "PINEapple"? Looks more like "PAINapple"! (laughs) (as Daneboe continues to slice Pineapple in half) Ow!
(The screen goes black. Later, the screen goes back, and happier music begins to play as we see Pineapple as a pineapple circle, along with two other pineapple circles behind him. Daneboe puts the bowl on the counter, and the Annoying Orange laughs at Pineapple.)
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: (laughing)
PINEAPPLE: (quietly) Someone help me...
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey Apple! I don't mean to stare, but you're looking worse for WARE! (laughing)
PINEAPPLE: (quietly) Orange... you are sick.
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Ahh! You know what else rhymes with "Hair"? (looks over at someone offscreen) You do, Pear!
(The camera zooms out, revealing Pear next to the Annoying Orange.)
PEAR: Lead me outta this!
(The scene then switches to the text, and the theme song starts playing again. Orange says, "The fruity question of the day: What's your favorite Orange quote? Leave your answer in the comments!". The text on the left says, "ZACKSCOTT as PINEAPPLE". The yellow buttons on the right say, "CREATED BY DANEBOE" and "WRITTEN BY ZACKSCOTT" (there is also a yellow "Subscribe" button in the middle). On the bottom of the buttons, says, "WATCH MORE ORANGE!" and has two videos from the episodes (Annoying Orange: The Onion Ring and Annoying Orange Wazzup 2: Wasssabi) The link on the left bottom says, "TWITTER.COM/ANNOYINGORANGE". The link on the right bottom says, "FACEBOOK.COM/ANNOYINGORANGE".)