Annoying Orange: Teenage Mutant Ninja Apples is the 30th episode created by Daneboe.

Synopsis

Orange meets an apple that he is convinced is a mutant ninja!

Transcript

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: (beatboxing) Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh! Er-rick! Heh-heh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

(Daneboe places Green Apple on the counter, and the normal theme song stats playing.)

GREEN APPLE: Ouch! Watch it, bub!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Whoa! Hey! What are you?

GREEN APPLE: Um, I'm an apple.

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Heh-heh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Oh, that's good! (laughs again)

GREEN APPLE: What's so funny?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Ohhh! So seriously, what are you?

GREEN APPLE: Like I said, I'm an apple.

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Yeah, and I'm a hippopotamus! Heh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

GREEN APPLE: Hey, I'm an apple! Why is that so hard to believe?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Apples are red, not green.

GREEN APPLE: No, apples can be green, too.

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: What? You're pulling my leg!

GREEN APPLE: No, I'm not.

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: I know you're not! I don't *have* any legs! Heh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

GREEN APPLE: (moans angrily)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey! Maybe you're green because you fell in some toxic waste!

GREEN APPLE: What?! No!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: That's it! You're a mutant! A teenage mutant ninja apple!

GREEN APPLE: No!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: (singing) Teenage Mutant Ninja Apple! Weirdo with a green peel! Apple power! Heh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

GREEN APPLE: Would you please stop it?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey! Hey, mutant ninja apple!

GREEN APPLE: I'm just an apple!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey! Hey, mutant ninja apple! Hey!

GREEN APPLE: I'm not a mutant ninja! Look, there are all kinds of apples out there.

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Yeah! Mutant apples!

GREEN APPLE: No! No, look, there's apples, like-- like Red Delicious.

(The camera then zooms to Red Delicious as he is seen with four female peaches who are cooing and fawning over him. Romantic music begins to play)

PEACHES: Ooh! Ooh!

RED DELICIOUS: Easy, ladies. There's plenty of delicious me to go around. Ha ha ha ha.

(The regular theme song starts playing again.)

GREEN APPLE: And there's other apples, like Red's cousin, Golden Delicious.

(The camera zooms to Golden Delicious as he is seen with four female peaches who are also cooing and fawning over him. Romantic music is playing again.)

PEACHES: Ooh. Ooh! (giggling and kissing noises)

GOLDEN DELICIOUS: Easy, ladies. There's plenty of delicious me to go around. Ha ha ha ha.

(The theme song starts up again.)

GREEN APPLE: Heck, there's even other green apples. Check out Granny Smith.

(The camera then zooms to Granny Smith as she turns out to be a green apple with a wrinkled face. Happy music is playing)

GRANNY SMITH: Come here and give me a kiss! I've got a dollar.

(The normal theme song is playing again.)

GREEN APPLE: You see what I'm talking about, Orange?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Whoa! You guys aren't mutants at all!

GREEN APPLE: (sighs) Thank you.

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: You're Mighty Morphin Power Apples!

GREEN APPLE: Ah, crap!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Make a giant robot! Make a giant robot!

GREEN APPLE: That's it. I give up.

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey! Hey, Mighty Morphin Mutant Ninja!

GREEN APPLE: What!?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Can you beatbox?

GREEN APPLE: "Beat" what?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Beatbox! Like this! (begins to beatbox)

GREEN APPLE: (as Orange is beatboxing) Ah, god! Stop it! (Orange continues) HEY! Knock it off! (Orange continues) STOP! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Heh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

GREEN APPLE: You'll give me a headache with all that noise! Can you please just be quiet just for a minute?! PLEASE!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Okay! Man.

GREEN APPLE: Thank you. Geez.

(There is total silence for about 5 seconds.)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Er-rick.

GREEN APPLE: Grrrrrrrr...

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Er-rick.

GREEN APPLE: Grrrrrrrr...

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Er-rick. Er-rick. Er-rick. Er-rick. Er--

GREEN APPLE: (yelling) Would you please knock it off?!? I'VE HAD ENOUGH!! NO MORE BEATBOXING!!!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Why? It's cool!

GREEN APPLE: No! It's not cool!

(Ominous music begins to play in the background)

GREEN APPLE: It's stupid and annoying, just like you! Tell me something, were you dropped on your head one too many times?!?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey! Hey, mutant ninja apple!

GREEN APPLE: WHAT?!? THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Shredder!

(Daneboe picks up Green Apple and slices him with the shredder.)

GREEN APPLE: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

RED DELICIOUS: (as Green continues screaming) Oh, no. Green's down. We've got to stop it.

GOLDEN DELICIOUS: And we can. But only if we use our combined powers. Right, Granny?

GRANNY SMITH: (ominous music plays again) Where's my hug?

(Daneboe picks up all three apples and shreds them.)

RED DELICIOUS: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

GOLDEN DELICIOUS: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: (as he listens to the apples' screaming and watches and hears them getting shredded) Ow. There's no knife in teamwork! Heh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ooh. Ouch.

(The scene goes to black, and then it goes back as happier music starts to play as Daneboe puts an apple pie with the four apples' faces on the countertop.)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Heh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Hey! Hey, Teenage Mutant Ninja Apples! You mutated into a pie! (laughs)

GREEN APPLE: (moans angrily)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: (singing) Teenage Mutant Ninja Apples! Heroes in a pie shell, pastry power! Heh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

GRANNY SMITH: Who wants some prune juice?

(The scene then cuts to the text, where the theme song starts to play again. Orange says, "The fruity question of the day: What's your favorite type of apple? Leave your answer in the comments!". The tree texts in the middle say, "GREG BENSON AS GREEN APPLE", "AARON MASSEY AS DELICIOUS APPLES", and "BRITTANI TAYLOR AS GRANNY SMITH". The texts under them say, "CREATED BY DANEBOE" and "WRITTEN BY SPENCER GROVE & DANEBOE". The links under them say, "TWITTER.COM/ANNOYINGORANGE" and "FACEBOOK.COM/ANNOYINGORANGE".)