Passion of the Fruit
|Date Added:||February 19, 2010|
|Description:|| Annoying Orange finds true love...until Grapefruit shows up.|
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Annoying Orange finds true love...until Grapefruit shows up.
(The black screen is shown. The title, "The Annoying Orange 7", is shown. Orange is heard in the background.)
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: (voice only) Hublblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblb...
(The title and background disappear, revealing Orange.)
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Huh... I'm bored.
(The screen shows another counter where Daneboe puts a bag down.)
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: (voice only) Whoa! What's that?
(The scene then cuts to Orange.)
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: What do you have?
(Daneboe reaches into the bag and pulls out Passion Fruit, setting her down next to Orange, who looks up, then looks at Passion Fruit.)
PASSION FRUIT: Hey! Watch the merchandise, buddy!
(Romantic music starts playing in the background.)
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Whoa!
PASSION FRUIT: Oh! Hey, how's it goin'?
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Uh... hey! I-- I'm an orange, and... (stutters)
PASSION FRUIT: Uh, are you okay?
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: You're beautiful!
PASSION FRUIT: (giggles) No. I'm just a passion fruit.
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: More like "Passion CUTE"!
PASSION FRUIT: Uh, that's "Passion FRUIT".
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: I'm an orange!
PASSION FRUIT: Yeah, I like your peel! Dimples are totally adorable!
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Whoo!
(The screen shows the other counter where Daneboe takes Grapefruit out of the bag and puts him down on the counter.)
GRAPEFRUIT: Swear to God, you put me down right now! You gonna see some kung-fu mojo!
(Rock music starts playing in the background.)
PASSION FRUIT: Grapefruit?! Wow! I can't believe you made it!
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Oh. You know him?
GRAPEFRUIT: You know it, buddy. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
PASSION FRUIT: It's not like that. We met in the bag on the way over.
GRAPEFRUIT: Hey, who's the kumquat? He a friend of yours?
PASSION FRUIT: We just met. He's been, you know, keeping me company.
GRAPEFRUIT: Hey Passion! You wanna watch me flex? Check it out!
(Grapefruit starts straining his mouth.)
PASSION FRUIT: Uh... yeah. You did that earlier.
(Grapefruit keeps straining.)
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey! Is the chubby orange gonna fart?
(A record scratch is heard.)
GRAPEFRUIT: Ohhhh! Did that twerp just call me chubby?!
PASSION FRUIT: Uhhh...
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Yeah! You really let yourself go. They should call you "Chubby McChubby Orange"! 'Cause you're chubby. Heh-hee ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
GRAPEFRUIT: Hey, (bleep)!
GRAPEFRUIT: I'm a (bleep) grapefruit! Ya know what that means?!
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Whoa! Chubby McChubby's got a potty mouth!
GRAPEFRUIT: It means I could kick your (bleep) 6 ways from (bleep)!
(Passion Fruit looks offended.)
PASSION FRUIT: Is that really necessary?
GRAPEFRUIT: Hey! Orange! I'm talkin' to you! How many squats can you do, huh?
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: What's a squat?
GRAPEFRUIT: Exactly! Lemme spell it out for you: Chicks dig the grapefruit. Ain't that right, baby?
PASSION FRUIT: (annoyed) Uh, not really!
GRAPEFRUIT: Whoa, Orange, you're outta your league! You should go hit on a blueberry or somethin'! Ha ha ha ha ha!
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: "GRAPEfruit"? More like "APE-fruit"! Are you chubby 'cause you ate all of those bananas? Heh-hee ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
GRAPEFRUIT: Hey! Zip the lip, onion dip!
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: I-- I'm not an onion!
GRAPEFRUIT: You're right. You're a gra-Pe!
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Uh-uh! No I'm not!
GRAPEFRUIT: Then why are you so full of "WHINE"? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! OHHHHH!!!
PASSION FRUIT: (furious) Shut up! What is wrong with you?! Seriously?! You think I care about flexing?! And-- and why are you talking about squats?! You don't even have LEGS!
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Heh-hee ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
PASSION FRUIT: And YOU!
PASSION FRUIT: Who cares if he's a little... you know, round?! All you do is make weird noises and call him fat! How shallow ARE you?!
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: I'm not shallow! I'm an orange!
PASSION FRUIT: Wow. What is wrong with me? This happens every time I go out. It's always the jerk and the weirdo. If that's the choices, I'd rather take---
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Knife?
PASSION FRUIT: Huh?!
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Knife.
(Ominous music starts playing as Daneboe comes up to Grapefruit with a knife.)'
(Daneboe turns Grapefruit on his side and cuts him in half.)
PASSION FRUIT: (horrified) Oh my god!
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Whoa! Grapefruit's beside himself!
(Daneboe spoons sugar onto Grapefruit.)
GRAPEFRUIT: Ow! Hey! Ow! You don't know how much this hurts!
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey, at least now he's not such a sourpuss. Heh-hee ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! (grimaces) Ow!
(Daneboe starts spooning out Grapefruit's insides, then picks up the plate with him on it and takes it offscreen.)
PASSION FRUIT: That's the most messed-up thing I've ever seen!
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: You should have seen Tomato. That was bad.
PASSION FRUIT: This kitchen is awful. How do you stand it?
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Oh, it's not so bad. Just ask Pear!
(The camera zooms out, revealing Pear next to Orange, who looks at him while smiling.)
PEAR: Somebody, please, kill me now!
(The scene switches to the text, and the theme song starts playing. Orange says, "The fruity question of the day: If you could put me in any video game, what one would you put me in and why? Leave your answer in the comments!" The text on the left and right says, "iJUSTINE as PASSIONFRUIT" and "BOBJENZ as GRAPEFRUIT" (there are also yellow "Subscribe" buttons in the middle of the images). The text below that says, "CREATED BY DANEBOE" and "WRITTEN BY SPENCER GROVE". The bottom right text says, "FACEBOOK.COM/ANNOYINGORANGE," and the bottom left text reads "TWITTER.COM/ANNOYINGORANGE".)