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Annoying Orange Saw, also called Annoying Saw, is the 8th episode created by Daneboe.
Jigsaw wants to play a game. Annoying Orange wants to play something else.
(The title appears in a old movie opening way, "Annoying Saw", then the title disappears. Then, the lights flicker, revealing the Annoying Orange with a thing with wires on his head.)
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Whoa! Where am I? Hey-- what's this thing I'm hooked up to?
(A screen is in front of Orange turning on is Jigsaw.)
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Ew! Who's that?
JIGSAW: Hello, Orange. I want to play a game.
(Then, creepy music stops, and a record scratch is heard. The music turns to the theme song.)
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: A game?! Okay! Let's play Go Fish!
JIGSAW: What? No.
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: How about Chutes and Ladders?
JIGSAW: No, you don't get to pick the game.
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Why not?
JIGSAW: That's not how this works!
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Why?
JIGSAW: Because! Now just listen!
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Why?
JIGSAW: Because I said so!
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Okay, geez! Who crapped in your cornflakes?
JIGSAW: (sighs) Right. Now, Orange, so far, you've been living annoying people. Society would call you a nuisance. I will call you an abomination.
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Yeah, and I'd call you Clownface! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: You look like someone smeared mashed potatoes on a mime! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
JIGSAW: That's enough!
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: You're kind of emo aren't you?
JIGSAW: No, I'm not emo!
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: You're an emo clown! (laughs)
JIGSAW: (sighs) Listen. The device you are attached to is a death trap. It's hooked up to a timer. If you do not locate the key in time, you will--
(Suddenly, Orange has the key.)
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: You mean this key right here?
JIGSAW: (startled) What the--?! Where did you get that?!
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: I don't know.
JIGSAW: That's just great! You totally ruined the game!
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Your game sucks! Let's play Yatzee!
JIGSAW: I hate Yatzee!
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Jenga?
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: You like Backgammon?
JIGSAW: Oh my god, you're annoying! That's it, I'm moving on to Eggplant.
(The camera zooms out, revealing Eggplant next to Orange.)
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Whoa! It's Barney!
EGGPLANT: Uh, yeah, dude, I'm not Barney.
JIGSAW: Hello, Eggplant.
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey! Hey Barney! Can I teach you a song?
EGGPLANT: Hey, I'm not Barney. Dude is-- is this part of the torture?
JIGSAW: Look, this is not how it's usually planned!
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: (singing) I'm an orange, that's a key, there's an emo clown on TV! (laughs)
JIGSAW: (sighs angrily)
EGGPLANT: Do I look like a purple dinosaur?! I'm an eggplant!
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: You look like a potato with bad circulation! Heh-hee ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
JIGSAW: (can't take it anymore) That's it! I swear to God, I'm so done with this crap! Why did I think of this a good idea?!
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey! Hey! (singing) I'm an orange, you're not me, Jigsaw has to take a pee! (laughs)
EGGPLANT: Will ya shut up?!
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey Potato!
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Death trap!
(The timer is already 1 minute, then the saw falls on Eggplant, cutting him in half.)
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Aww... poor Potato. He never SAW that one coming! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! ...How do I get outta here?
(The scene then cuts to the text. Orange says, "The fruity question of the day: If you pick anyone for me to annoy, who will you pick and why? Leave your answers in the comments!". The text in the middle says, "Watch all of the Annoying Orange episodes!". The links at the bottom say, "TWITTER.COM/ANNOYINGORANGE" and "FACEBOOK.COM/ANNOYINGORANGE".)