Annoying Orange gets Autotuned is the 9th episode created by Daneboe.

SynopsisEdit

Annoying Orange annoys a different kind of Apple.

TranscriptEdit

(A black background appeared, and the text says, "Thanks to the fans for choosing who Orange annoys this week! Who should he annoy next?". Orange's voice is heard.)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: (voice only) Hey Apple! ...Heey! ...Apple!

(The text and background disappear, revealing the Annoying Orange.)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: (appears) Heey! Hey Apple!

(The scene then cuts to Apple, which is actually an Apple iPod Touch.)

APPLE: Is there something I can help you with, Orange?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: You're funny looking! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

APPLE: (as Orange is laughing in the background) Yes, you keep saying that.

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey! Hey Apple!

APPLE: Yes?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Can you touch your nose with your tongue?

APPLE: (confused) Uhhh...

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Like this!

(Orange sticks out his tongue and tries to touch his nose.)

APPLE: The point of fact, Orange, you don't have a nose.

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: You're not trying!

(Orange tries again.)

APPLE: I don't have a nose either!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: C'mon it's fun!

(Orange then tries again.)

APPLE: Quit it!

(Orange stops.)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: You're no fun! I bet you can't do *anything* cool!

APPLE: Well sure I can. I do all kinds of things. I can tell you our exact GPS coordinates at this--

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: (sing-song voice) Bor-ing! Hey! Hey Apple! I bet you can't spit orange juice! (spits orange juice at Apple)

APPLE: Ugh... hey! Don't do that! My warranty's almost up!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Still bored.

APPLE: I can help you do your taxes.

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Snoresville, USA! Population: Apple! Heh-hee ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

APPLE: How about I show you my extensive music collection?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: (sarcastically) 'Cause it's boring?

APPLE: I have ABBA!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Your music sucks!

APPLE: Would you like to hear some Nickelback?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: I can make much better music! (annoying singing) La la la la la la la la la!

APPLE: Please stop that!

(Orange is still singing.)

APPLE: That's really annoying!

(Orange keeps singing.)

APPLE: STOP IT!

(Orange stops and laughs.)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Heh-hee ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

APPLE: You know what I can do? I can autotune you and make you less annoying!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: No you can't!

(Then, Apple is autotuning, and the text says, "Processing...Making Orange Less Annoying". Orange makes a shocked face.)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Heh-hee ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! That's awesome! Hey! Do this, do this! (annoying singing) La la la laaaaaa, laaaa-aaaaa, la la la la la-haaaaaa! HEY!

(Then, Apple autotunes it again.)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Heh-hee ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Whoa! You're pretty awesome, Apple!

APPLE: Well, thank you.

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: But you still can't spit orange juice! (spits orange juice at Apple again)

APPLE: Egh... ugh... dude, you're getting juice in my electronics!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Whoops! (laughs)

(Apple starts to smoke.)

APPLE: (annoyed) Grrrrrrrrr...

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Uh-- uh oh!

APPLE: (angrily) What, Orange?!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Do you smell that?

APPLE: I told you, Orange, we don't have noses!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Smells like smoke!

APPLE: The only thing I smell is--

(Sparks are shown. Apple's face becomes shocked.)

APPLE: Uh-oh!

(Sparks are all over apple. Apple falls down flat and dies.)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: (has a shocked expression on his face) Apple...? (looks at Apple) Apple? (sad expression) Oooh... I liked Apple, too... oh well... hey Blackberry!

(The camera turns to a Blackberry cellphone, who is charging.)

BLACKBERRY: Ugh... not right now, man! My battery is seriously low!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: No, not you! You!

(The camera then turns below the cellphone to the four blackberries, which are fruit.)

BLACKBERRY #1: Hey, Orange! What goin' on?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Knife!

(Daneboe cuts the blackberries in half with a knife.)

BLACKBERRIES: (screaming)

(The scene change to the credits, and the theme song starts to play. Orange says, "The fruity question of the day: Who would you like to spit orange juice at and why? Leave your answer in the comments!". The text in the middle says, "Special Thanks to LaDiDa for vocal processing and music!". The words at the bottom say, "CREATED BY DANEBOE" and "WRITTEN BY SPENCER GLOVE". The links at the left bottom say, "TWITTER.COM/ANNOYINGORANGE" and "FACEBOOK.COM/ANNOYINGORANGE".)