Annoying Orange vs. FRED!!!, formerly Annoying Orange: Leprechaun's Secret Weapon, is the 27th episode created by Daneboe.

It is the sequel to Annoying Orange: Mystery Guest.

Synopsis

Leprechaun returns to get revenge with a secret weapon.

Transcript

(Orange is shown on the counter top, with the theme song playing in the background.)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: (sticks out his tongue and touches the spot where his nose should be) Mmmmmmm. Mmmmm! I taste delicious! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

(The camera cuts to Pear.)

PEAR: Would you knock it off, dude? That's disgusting.

(Liam the Leprechaun poofs on the counter.)

LIAM THE LEPRECHAUN: Ah-HA!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Whoa! Jolly Green Giant! You're back!

LIAM THE LEPRECHAUN: (points his finger at Orange) That's right, you annoying pile of pulp! I'm back! And I'm angry!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Why? Because you have a "short" temper? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

LIAM THE LEPRECHAUN: Listen up, the Earless Wonder! You're the most annoying thing I've ever met! And I'm here to teach you a lesson!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Ooh! Is it a skiing lesson?

LIAM THE LEPRECHAUN: NO! Not that kind of lesson!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Skydiving?

LIAM THE LEPRECHAUN: Sky-- NO!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: How about juggling?

LIAM THE LEPRECHAUN: NO! (grunts in frustration) This is a type of lesson where I show YOU what it's like to be annoyed!

PEAR: Uh, yeah. Good luck with that.

LIAM THE LEPRECHAUN: (puts his hand in his pocket) Oh my, what's this in me pocket?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Ooh! Is it a pinwheel?

LIAM THE LEPRECHAUN: (continues digging in his pocket) ...No.

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: A whistling pinwheel?

LIAM THE LEPRECHAUN: (continues digging in his pocket) NO! IT'S NOT A PINWHEEL! (to himself) Where is it?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Pot of gold?

LIAM THE LEPRECHAUN: (still digging in his pocket) NO!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Oh.

LIAM THE LEPRECHAUN: (pulls out a handful of orange sparkles) Ah-HA! (cue dramatic music) ...Sow Orange with a powdery bath, you better get ready to meet your match!

(Liam blows the sparkles at Orange.)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: (as he begins to glow white) Ooh! Sparkly! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha- (teleports)

(Orange and Pear appear in a wrestling ring. Orange is inside the ring while Pear is outside of the ring.)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Ooh!

PEAR: Ow.

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Where am I?

(The camera zooms out to show the whole ring, while a logo appears at the bottom of the screen that reads, "ESBN: PESTER FEST 2010. ONE ROUND. ONE WINNER.")

ANNOUNCER: (off-screen) And welcome back to the main event, let's go ring-side for the introductions.

LIAM THE LEPRECHAUN: (grabs a microphone) Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to Pester Fest 2010! Today's fight is a one-round, no-holds-barred fight to the minute between the two most annoying entities in the world!

(The audience cheers loudly.)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Yay! Go Pear!

PEAR: Dude, he's not talking about me.

LIAM THE LEPRECHAUN: When the fight is over, only one can stand as the most annoying in the WORLD!!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

(The audience cheers again. The logo changes so that it says, "H: 4" W: 7 OZ KO: 25. CHALLENGER #1. NICKNAMES: CAESAR OF CITRUS - PRINCE OF PUNS")

LIAM THE LEPRECHAUN: In the orange corner, hailing from the kitchen, weighing in at seven ounces, the Caesar of Citrus, the Prince of Puns, the ANNOYING ORRRAAAAAAANNNGGGE!!!!!!!

(The audience cheers again. The logo changes again so that it says "ANNOYING ORANGE" instead of "CHALLENGER #1.")

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Thanks for the hand! I don't have any! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

(The logo changes again so that it says, "H: 5' 10" W: 120 LBS KO: 345. CHALLENGER #2. NICKNAMES: SULTAN OF SHRIEKING - OVERLORD OF OBNOXIOUS")

LIAM THE LEPRECHAUN: And in the blue corner, hailing all the way from Nebraska, weighing in at 120 pounds, the Sultan of Shrieking, the Overlord of Obnoxious, FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRED!!!!!!

(Fred appears in a shower of sparkles. The logo changes for the last time so that it says "FRED FIGGLEHORN" instead of "CHALLENGER #2.")

FRED FIGGLEHORN: Hey Orange! Ha ha! HA HA HA HA HA!! (screeches in glee; the logo disappears)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Did someone just put a chipmunk in a blender?

LIAM THE LEPRECHAUN: All right, boys. When the bell rings, I want ya to annoy the life out of each other until one of you can't stand it any longer.

(While he is speaking, Fred makes a face and punches his fist into his other hand; Orange clenches his lips together.)

LIAM THE LEPRECHAUN: Okay? (points to Orange) OKAY? (points to Fred, then the bell rings) Let's get it on!

(Two Annoying Meters appear. One is labeled "Fred" and the other one says "Orange." Fred screeches very loudly, causing the needle in his Annoying Meter to go into the orange range)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: (Fred's meter goes back to normal range) Wow. Your favorite food must be Scream of Wheat! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! (Orange's meter goes to yellow range)

FRED: (Orange's meter goes back to normal range; Fred's meter goes to yellow) Hey, Orange! You look FRUITY! Ha ha!

(Fred claps his hands and his meter goes to orange range.)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: (Fred's meter goes back to normal range) Well, at least I'm not a vegetable! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

(The needle flickers in the yellow range in Orange's meter.)

FRED FIGGLEHORN: (Orange's meter goes back to normal range) Well, you know what? Your teeth are so yellow that traffic slows down when you smile! Ha ha!

(Fred screeches again; the needle crosses into the red range.)

LIAM THE LEPRECHAUN: That was a good one, Fred. Suck it, Orange.

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey! Hey, Fred!

(The needle in Orange's meter goes up.)

FRED FIGGLEHORN: What?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Are you a dermatologist?

FRED FIGGLEHORN: (confused) No. Why?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: 'Cause you're really getting under my skin! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

(Orange's meter goes to orange range.)

PEAR: Atta boy, Orange! Give it to him!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey! Hey, Fred! What's silent but deadly? (Orange's meter goes into yellow)

FRED FIGGLEHORN: What?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: (farts) Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! (meter goes into orange)

PEAR: That wasn't silent.

FRED FIGGLEHORN: Oh, yeah? How about if I sing out of tune? LA LALA LALALALALALALALALA...

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: I can do that too! Lalalala, lala lalala lalala la laaaaaa...

(While Fred and Orange continue to sing very badly, their meters are beginning to smoke.)

PEAR: (rolls eyes up, then back down) Uh, guys?

LIAM THE LEPRECHAUN: (while Fred and Orange are still singing in the background) Hey now, take it easy, you two! (points to the Annoying Meters) These are sensitive devices!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

FRED FIGGLEHORN: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

(The outer wall of the Pester Fest building is cracking and breaks under the pressure.)

LIAM THE LEPRECHAUN: NO! Somebody use full power! I can't take it anymore!

(Fred and Orange don't listen to him and continue screaming. The Annoying Meters catch on fire.)

LIAM THE LEPRECHAUN: CALM DOWN!

PEAR: Stop!

(While Fred and Orange are still screaming, the Annoying Meters explode, then the glass roof falls in and crushes Liam the Leprechaun.)

ORANGE AND PEAR: Whoa!

(They disappear, then teleport back to the countertop they were sitting on in the first scene.)

PEAR: Ow.

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Whoa! That was crazy!

PEAR: You're telling me. If I had ears, they'd be bleeding.

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Phew! Thank goodness it's over.

PEAR: Ain't it the truth.

(Fred is heard screeching in the distance.)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey, what was that?

FRED FIGGLEHORN: (appears on the countertop) Hey, Orange!

(Fred begins to scream again, and dramatic music plays.)

FRED FIGGLEHORN: AAAAAAAAAAA...

THE ANNOYING ORANGE AND PEAR: STOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!

Video

Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EiM8Pa91SQ