Annoying Saw 2: The Annoying Death Trap is the 39th episode of The Annoying Orange created by Daneboe.

SynopsisEdit

Jigsaw uses Orange for his newest game.

TranscriptEdit

(The scene opens to a dark room, with a light bulb flashing, and thunder is heard. The scene then cuts to Orange in a trap with the light bulb still flashing. Finally, it stops.)

Orange: Whoa! This isn't the kitchen! What's goin' on?

(The light bulb flashes, then stops. Jigsaw's voice is heard.)

Jigsaw: Hello, Orange.

Orange: Hey! I know that voice!

(Jigsaw then appears on the television screen.)

Jigsaw: I was hoping you and I could play a game.

(A record needle scratch is heard and the Annoying Orange theme music begins to play.)

Orange: Yay! It's Emo Clown! Hey, are we gonna play Twister? That's my favorite game.

Jigsaw: No, Orange. The name of this game is Death Trap.

Orange: Cool! What kind of death trap?

Jigsaw: I'm glad you asked.

Orange: Is it a waterbed filled with piranhas?

Jigsaw: No.

Orange: Killer bees in a piñata?

Jigsaw: No. That one never works.

Orange: Oh! Is it a drunk guinea pig with a chainsaw?

Jigsaw: What?

Orange: A drunk guinea pig with a chainsaw!

(cut to the drunk guinea pig with a chainsaw)

Drunk Guinea Pig With A Chainsaw: Die, you bloody fools! Blahhh-ha-ha-hah!

Jigsaw: No! How did that even get in here?

Orange: Well, what is it?

Jigsaw: Oh, Orange, don't you see? The death trap is you.

(dramatic thunderclap is heard and the title card is shown)

Orange: But I'm not a death trap. I'm an orange.

Jigsaw: No one has ever escaped me. Except for you. That's why I have chosen you to become my apprentice.

Orange: Apprentice? What are you, Donald Trump? (laughs)

Jigsaw: No. Today you will help me by annoying my victim to death.

Orange: What are you talking about?

(camera pans over to show Marshmallow in an identical trap next to Orange)

Marshmallow: Whoa! Where am I?

Orange: Whoa!

Jigsaw: Hello, Marshmallow. Want to play a game?

Marshmallow: Oh, yes! I love games!

Jigsaw: Everyone loves games.

Marshmallow: (happily) And I love everyone! Yay!

Jigsaw: Yes. All right, Orange. Now, your time to annoy him to death has come. Now. Begin.

Orange: (with a Battleship box in front of him) Miss!

Jigsaw: No. Begin!

Orange: Nope. My turn! B2!

Jigsaw: What?

Orange: B3?

Jigsaw: No!

Orange: B5!

Marshmallow: Hey! You sunk my battleship! (Marshmallow and Orange laugh)

Jigsaw: (frustrated) Ugh.

Orange: Hey! Hey, Fluffyface! You look like a mini pillow! (laughs)

Marshmallow: Yeah? Well, you sound like a chipmunk riding a rainbow! (they both laugh)

Orange: It's funny, 'cause I do. (they both laugh)

Jigsaw: Everybody shut up.

Orange: Geez, who cut up Jigsaw's funny bone? (laughs)

Jigsaw: No! Don't annoy me, annoy him!

Orange: I'm an orange, you're a mime, Jigsaw's so boring, it's a crime! (Marshmallow and Orange laugh)

Jigsaw: That's it! I see my apprentice requires further training. Let this be a lesson for both of you. (he presses a button that causes a saw to come down on Marshmallow's head)

Marshmallow: Whoa!

Orange: No! Not Squeaky Fun Guy!

Marshmallow: (the saw comes back up) Oh! That tickles! (laughs)

(at this point, Marshmallow's leitmotif, a cheerful piano tune, begins to play)

Orange: (laughs)

Jigsaw: Stop laughing.

Marshmallow: (the saw comes down) Heeheehee! Oh, it tickles! Hahaha!

Orange: McDonald's gonna take another stab it it! (laughs)

Jigsaw: (pressing the button multiple times) Come on, you stupid thing.

(the saw keeps coming down on Marshmallow's head, only to make him laugh more)

Marshmallow: Stop! (laughs) Do it again! (laughs) That tickles! (laughs)

Jigsaw: I knew it! I knew this wouldn't work! (snarls) Orange, you're fired!

Orange: Whoa, you really are the Donald! (laughs)

Jigsaw: And you, Marshmallow, you're roasted!

(he presses a button that lights Marshmallow on fire)

Marshmallow: Whoa! (mostly unharmed except that his head is burned) ...I feel all gooey! (laughs)

Orange: Marshmallow! You're a real hothead now! (they both laugh)

Jigsaw: Stop laughing!

Marshmallow: Wow! You really lit a fire under me! (laughs)

Orange: Hey! Hey, stop it, Donald! I don't think he can take any s'more! (they both laugh)

Jigsaw: That's it! I'm out of here. I can't take it anymore. (Jigsaw's screen fades into static) I need to get a new job.

Orange: Hey! Where's Jigsaw going? We were just getting warmed up. (Marshmallow and Orange laugh)

(cut to a piece of chocolate and a graham cracker in Jigsaw's traps)

Graham cracker: Thank goodness they scared that guy away. I didn't like where this whole thing was headed.

(the drunk guinea pig with a chainsaw appears and they both scream)