Apples and Oranges starts with Ninten saying "nobody knows my plan" (probably an homage to TMBG) before jumping to the title. After the title, he begins talking about how there are two operating systems in the world, and since he doesn't want to name names, he'll refer to them as fruit—Apples and Oranges. He says he works only with Apples, but he recently had to work with Oranges and it was a horrible experience. He decides that he should create an all-in-one awesome OS called "Ninten OS". He says the new innovation would be the "cookie drive", a drive inside the computer that bakes cookies (but also writes data to cookies; apparently eating them would bestow the knowledge to the consumer). Ninten says that it's going to be expensive to build everything so he needs funding, and the best place to get it is from Matthew Lesko. He says everyone should make a video response about Lesko so that he can fund the Ninten OS project. He then puts an egg crate on his head and sits in silence for the next few hours.