TranscriptEdit

[Sign appears reading: The Archer Show, theme music plays. Sign changes to: Featuring...Archer! Then: Today, Archer will be talking about...]]Narrator: Today, Archer will be talking about... [Another sign appears, reading: Werewolves] Narrator: Werewolves. [Archer is asleep in bed, he jumps up] Archer: Ooh, I Archer. Oh, there's a plastic man and a wolf. Ohh! Werewolves are outside at night, wow! Oh, there's a werewolf out and Daleks. And the big Dalek and the little baby Dalek, and...[pauses] Cybermans and Daleks and...[pauses] Werewolf and plastic man, wow! [begins scratcing head] Ahh! There's a baby werewolf on my...head! Ahh! It's eating my skin and my brain! Ahh! [Cameraman's hand comes down and appears to strangle Archer]

NotesEdit

• This is a followup to Archer on Daleks
• Archer references to Daleks, Cybermen and Plastic Men (a reference to Autons as well as Werewolves