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| The asdfmovie | |
| Video #16 | |
| Link: | watch |
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| Rating: | Unknown |
| User: | TomSka |
| Date Added: | August 18, 2008 |
| Length: | 01:47 |
| Description: | ass-duff-moo-vee
PivotRJ (animator): www.youtube.com/pivotrj Music: Binärpilot - Acrodysostosis and Goof Sound: Gunshot - Findsounds.com Original asdfcomics: http://www.asdfland.com European Store http://www.cakebomb.spreadshirt.net Worldwide Store http://www.cafepress.com/cakebomb |
| Category: | Comedy |
| Tags: | asdf funny cartoon haha random laser collection stoc lol pwned asdfman asdfmovie |
| Views: | 4789961 |
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| Next: | Jake and Amir - Partners in Rhyme |
The asdfmovie is a collection of comics composed into a video by TomSka. The video is his most viewed video and is the first of six asdf movies. Many view the video as random and funny. The video is most popular in the United States, followed by United Kingdom, Germany, Sweden, and Australia. It had four follow ups.
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- SON: Hehehehehehe. Ooh.
- FATHER: (grabs nose) Got your nose!
- SON: Eeoo.
- COP: (kicks open the door and goes inside) Look out, he's got a nose! (fires gun)
(music starts to play and the title card kicks in)
--Scene Cuts--
- MAN WITH TIE: (grabs a bystander's shirt). You gotta help me man, my tie is evil and it's gonna kill meeeee!
(bystander backs away slowly)
- MAN WITH TIE: (squeaky voice) Please don't hurt me.
(screen turns red)
- TIE: (laughs evilly)
--Scene Cuts--
- PARKING METER MAN: Hello, parking meter!
- PARKING METER: Hello!
(man moves back, startled)
--Scene Cuts--
- MAN WITH FLOWER: Hey, hey guy, hey, smell my flower.
(guy comes near and smells the man's flower).
- MAN: Mmmmmm.
(monster comes out of man with flower's shirt)
- MONSTER: Guaguaga. (monster slurps)
- MAN: LOL.
- MONSTER: Lala. (monster goes back into the man with flower)
--Scene Cuts--
(A random person clicks a pointless button. The sign reads, POINTLESS BUTTON. Warning: Pointless)
- Man: Hm.
--Scene Cuts--
- FRIENDLY PERSON: Hey man -
(the other person punches him in the face)
- FRIENDLY PERSON: (angry) Oh, what the hell is wrong with you?!
- RANDOM VOICE: Level up!
--Scene Cuts--
- VICTIM: Somebody help me, I'm being robbed!
- SUPERMAN: I'll save you! Tree powers activate! (becomes a tree)
--Scene Cuts--
- KILLER: Die potato!
- POTATO: Noooo!
(killer steps on potato)
--Scene Cuts--
- COOK: Mmmm! (grabs his knife) Yum. (sticks his knife in the cake)
- CAKE: (screams in agony) Ahhhhh! Why would you do this? I have a wife and family!
- COOK: Nooo!
- CAKE: Ahh, the pain! It's unbearable!
- COOK: What have I done?!
- CAKE: (screams in agony again and moves off the plate, toward the edge of the table) Tell my children I love them!!
- CUPCAKES: Daddy!
- CAKE: (moves off the table, plummeting onto the floor screaming)
- COOK: Noo!
- CUPCAKES: No!
(cake splats to the ground).
(Credits and music roll in, Animated by PivotRJ, Voiced by TomSka and Bing, asdfmovie)
- BULLY: (to another person) Hey, you know who's gay? (camera zooms in on him) YOU.
(camera zooms out to show the other person sticking a sword into him)
- BULLY: Oh, come on!
(Credits and music roll in again. Music By Binarpilot, directed by TomSka, www.CakeBomb.co.uk)