Don't Ride Norville Rogers begins with Ninten's undying love for pretzels (apparently). Then he points out that he's incredibly awesome now because he's wearing a bandana around his neck. Then he starts talking about how cowboys wore them and that makes him 10 times cooler than he already was. He somehow gets off track and talks about how cowboys created briefcases and that he got his information from his own head. Then he explains that he's psychic and breaks down what he really wants you to know: he hates Scooby-Doo. It's apparently 1/20th western, so he asks you to explain how to make it a better western. Then he makes a poop joke before realizing he has to poop and runs to the bathroom.