Drink Coffee! starts with Ninten holding the infamous pretzel jar, saying "halfway halfway" over and over, as the jar is halfway full. After the title shows, he mentions that there is something different and the audience should notice it. Despite being in a completely new setting, he was apparently talking about being more manly. He explains that the reason is because he started to drink coffee. He talks about how great it is for a while, but eventually the caffeine wears off and he falls asleep temporarily. While he originally thought it would be a good idea to force people to drink coffee (to increase productivity), he eventually decides that people should just drink it at their leisure (but they should at least give it a try because it contains sugar). He finishes by saying that even if you don't like coffee, you can just eat or drink whatever you like. He then starts eating pretzels while talking which makes him incredibly difficult to understand, and chokes on one before he finishes.