Equal Opportunity Employer begins with Ninten dancing around, obviously excited. When the episode finally begins, you find out that his mother bought him and his sisters new clothes, and Ninten is happy about his new shorts. He then proceeds to sing the 'I Got New Shorts' song, which is downloadable on the sidebar. He merges it into a conversation about jobs and how the economy is bad and there aren't any jobs. To help out his fellow man, he offers a job with certain credentials, but one of them is to pay him. In the end he explains that he just wants money. He asks for people to submit video responses so he can choose who to hire. Also, it's noteworthy to add that Ninten apparently loves bacon.