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- MICHAEL COPPER: Yeah. I just wanted to make this video because it is a cease and desist to all trolls out there on the Internet. I am feasting to get legal on all of your asses. I want you little fuckin' kids out there to know that what you're doing's illegal. Tsk, and, you're-- you could go to jail for this. You could go to juvenile hall. So next time you try to troll my channel, and get on my channel, and fuck with me and my family, AND MY GIRLFRIEND!!!... (Licks his lips, then hits the wall) REALIZE that you might be goin' to jail! That you might be goin' to jail little guy! Ya might be! YA MIGHT BE!! So guess what? You better fuckin' stop this! 'Cause I've got friends in high places! (Swivels his head) Tsk... I've got friends in high places that told me that they can take your channel down. I've been reluctant to use these... tools. These, you know, these-- these things that I have at my disposal, but guess what? I'm starting to change my mind. They told me it's for the betterment of YouTube and the Internet that all of you trolls need to leave, and that they agree with my beliefs and my (Hits the gate) RIGHTS as a human being! Of freedom of speech! To speak out against this mockery. And this mocking of my channel and the rest of the Internet. I have the right to do what I do, but you do NOT HAVE THE RIGHT to hate on people like you do! IT IS NOT RIGHT! I am not a violent person. (Swivels his head again) I will never be violent, I will never cause harm to any human being EVER!! (Points, then puts his hand on the back of his head) What you're doing... is WROOONG!!! (Takes his hand off, then kicks the wall, then hits it) WROOOONG!!! You're causing harm to other people! (Puts his hand on his chest) You're gonna gimme a fucking heart attack! (Opens the gate) So this is me telling all you motherfuckers to quit making fun of people and causing-- you know, gay people to hurt-- causing everyone to hurt themselves, causing-- not everyone to hurt themselves, I mean, a lot of people don't, but a lot of people might 'cause you don't know-- you don't know them! You don't know who they are what they have to put up with! And then when they get home, they have to get on the Internet, they have to put up with all of you! What is wrong with you people? Do you not have a soul?! DO YOU NOT HAVE A SOUL?!? Have a heart! I've had this-- I've had the ability to get rid of all of you. Like off of-- off the Internet, I guess. This is what my friends have told me. That-- I mean they have the ability. To get rid of the Internet accounts. Or the YouTube accounts or whatever. I don't have anything to do with them, but they told me that they can stop all of the hate that's being caused on the Internet. And honestly, I've been reluctant and I s-- and I have told them time after time, "No. I am not gonna do that. I'm not gonna... do that. That's not me." But you guys are leaving me no choice. If you do not-- if you do not stop this mocking and hurting people on the Internet, then my friends might have to stop you. My friends might have to take your YouTube account away. Or your-- your channel. (Swivels his head, then scratches his right ear) Might-- they might have to censor you. I'm sorry, but it might come to that. I don't know. But you just-- guys, you better stop this or else somethin'... is gonna happen. Nothing violent, nothing bad, but we are gonna stop you. They're gonna basically say, "Shut up." They're gonna go, "Shh!", right when you're goin', "Eurrr! I'm a troll! Eurrrrr! I'm a troll! Eh-heh-heh! I'm gonna troll with some kid!". They're gonna go, "Shh!" "Shh!" No, you're not gonna hurt that kid. You're not gonna troll them. That's what they'll do to you. They'll tell you to shut up. So you better stop this. I've got family that are-- I have lawyers in my family and I have police, and you know what? Tsk, I have been picked on for too long and it's gettin' to the point where I'm not afraid to use them. Tsk, so you guys better stop this right now. Ginger and proud of it. Oh and to all of you there picking on my fucking girlfriend one more time, lemme tell you something! If you pick on my girlfriend... I am going to... (Opens the gate and walks out; exhales) I don't know *what* I'll do, but you know what? 'Cause I'm not a violent person, but you know what? I am goin' to-- (Hits his head against the wall) --I'm gonna stop making videos... not videos, but... (Licks his lips) IF YOU GUYS KEEP PICKING ON ME, I'M JUST GONNA QUIT! STOP IT! I'm not gonna quit though! (Keeps swinging on the gate and hitting it) STOP IT! IIIIIIIIIIITTT!!! LEAVE ME ALOOOONE!! And leave everyone alone on the Internet! STOP PICKING ON US!!! We don't owe you SHIT! Ginger and proud of it!