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Zack: Hi! Today's episode on Fatty's Animal Kingdom is The Ball Python

Brian: Here is the ball python, very very very scary animal. It could kill you, if it tried

Zack: It's so tiny now

Brian: Look how much there is. It could eat you. Chomp Chomp

Zack and Brian: (Together) Tays-Tay

Brian: (Giggles) Oh no! It's going to attack!

Zack: You're going to wreck the... Aaah dang it you dropped the microphone. That's going to be edited out also.

Zack: This is the python, and it's like an animal or something

Brian: We have a turtle back there but we really can't take it out without ruining the electronics here.

Zack: Well that's for the next show

Brian: Yeah if we could... (cut off by shot with snake)

Zack: What's it called, again?

Brian: (confused) huh?

Zack: What's it's name?

Brian: Oh, syther.

(Cut to another scene)

Zack: Wha'd do you think you're doing, get off my lawn!

Brian: Snake!

Zack: Watch out it has... Hepatitis (What? I was thinking of Salmonella)

Brian: Look at him

Zack: He's very snakearific. Snakearific.

(Cuts to a dictionary scene. Caption: "Snakearific: A snake related to the Arific species of snakes. (A. K. A. Ball Pythons)")

Zack: It's snakearific! Look that up in your dictionary... Oooh!

Brian: Also, we just switched spots magically, and watch we're going to do it again!

Zack: This is like going to be the viral video on YouTube

Brian: This is going to be sad

Brian: Hey, if you guys are interested in like, the animal kingdom, if that was what you were expecting from this video, 'cause it's title is the animal kingdom, well fatty's animal kingdom, well, this would be the animal kingdom, ri--- (cut off for copyright reasons)

Zack: So today is snake day, and snakes are significant in our animal "kingdom"

Brian: And they're very cool. That's basically what we're trying to get by in this video. Snakes are misjudged by many people. You! You! Stop doing that.

Zack: We blame you

Brian: I blame society! And you're society so HA!

Zack: I blame you

Brian: I'm going to have to put this snake back in it's natural habitat right now, which is it's cage, so, see ya!

Zack: Ok, enough with the snake video

(Credits Roll)

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