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100 YO MAMA JOKES: 1. Yo mama so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund 2. Yo mama so fat when she dies in Call of Duty the player gets a five-person kill streak 3. Yo mama so ugly she makes One Direction go the other direction 4. Yo mama so hairy when she gave birth to you, you got carpet burn 5. Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something that fish smoke 6. Yo mama so short she hang glides on a Dorito 7. Yo mama so fat when Dracula sucked her blood he got diabetes 8. Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder said "I can't fix that" 9. Yo mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live 10. Yo mama so old her first Christmas was the first Christmas 11. Yo mama so ugly when she looked out of her window she got arrested for mooning 12. Yo mama so stupid she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 cent 13. Yo mama so old when she farts dust comes out 14. Yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack 15. Yo mama so stupid she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper 16. Yo mama so ugly her pillow cries at night 17. Yo mama so fat she had to be baptized at SeaWorld 18. Yo mama so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer 19. Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot took her picture 20. Yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application 21. Yo mama so stupid she tried to climb Mountain Dew 22. Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry 23. Yo mama so fat when she died she broke the stairway to Heaven 24. Yo mama so short you can see her legs on her driver's license 25. Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk 26. Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone 27. Yo mama so fat half of her is in a parallel universe 28. Yo mama so hairy she shaves with a weed whacker 29. Yo mama so old when I told her to act her age she died 30. Yo mama so short she broke her leg getting off the toilet 31. Yo mama so fat her splash attack does damage 32. Yo mama so ugly when the Kool-Aid man busted through her wall he said "Oh no!" 33. Yo mama so fat when she climbed into a monster truck it became a lowrider 34. Yo mama so stupid she yelled into an envelope because she wanted to send a voicemail 35. Yo mama so ugly Hello Kitty said goodbye 36. Yo mama so old she sat next to Moses in third grade 37. Yo mama so fat she doesn't need internet, she's already world wide 38. Yo mama so stupid she studied for a drug test 39. Yo mama so hairy she stars in Donkey Kong games 40. Yo mama so fat when she made a PS3 account the entire network crashed 41. Yo mama so ugly her reflection said "I quit" 42. Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck 43. Yo mama so stupid when she heard it was "chilly" outside she ran and got a bowl 44. Yo mama so fat she puts on her belt with a boomerang 45. Yo mama so ugly she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares 46. Yo mama so poor ducks throw bread at her 47. Yo mama so stupid she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing out the W's 48. Yo mama so ugly not even Goldfish crackers smile back 49. Yo mama so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing 50. Yo mama so poor she hangs toilet paper out to dry 51. Yo mama so ugly when she played the Scary Maze game, the picture said "I quit!" 52. Yo mama so fat Stephen Hawking based his black hole theory on her asshole 53. Yo mama so ugly her birth certificate is an apology letter from the Trojan Man 54. Yo mama so short when she smokes weed she can't even get high 55. Yo mama so fat when she sat on the iPod she made the iPad 56. Yo mama so poor she went to KFC to lick people's fingers 57. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit 58. Yo mama so ugly the Forever Alone guy denied her friend request 59. Yo mama so hairy she has afros on her nipples 60. Yo mama so fat she's a map on Call of Duty 61. Yo mama so fat when I pictured her in my head, she broke my neck 62. Yo mama so fat even Kirby can't eat her 63. Yo mama so ugly at the strip club people pay her to keep her clothes on 64. Yo mama so fat her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does 65. Yo mama so stupid when she got locked in a grocery store, she starved to death 66. Yo mama so ugly she's the reason Sonic the Hedgehog runs fast 67. Yo mama so poor she chases after the garbage truck with a shopping list (Wreck-It Ralph) 68. Yo mama so stupid she threw water at the computer to put out a flame war 69. Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her 70. Yo mama so hairy the only language she speaks is Wookie (Chewbacca) 71. Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, you missed the entire show (Breaking Bad) 72. Yo mama so short she committed suicide by jumping off the bed ...We've hit the description limit on YouTube and can't fill in the rest of the jokes.

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