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Jack Rose, better known online as HeadbanginZombie, is an English YouTuber mostly known for his gaming videos and entertaining commentary.

History[]

Quotes[]

The Funniest/Strangest/Worst Things Ever Said Quotes[]

  • "Oh lovely"
  • "Oh Asians"
  • "I'm actually a tranny"
  • "I can taste your d*ck"
  • "Look f*cking straight boy"
  • "He's got one fit white mum"
  • "There's some f*cking Asians"
  • "Who f*cking touched me radio"
  • "Spread your legs upon his p*nis"
  • "The church of crippled by Asians"
  • "I'm gonna send out my little gay-uv"
  • "F*cking kill your mother, you're a sl*t"
  • "That guy had a d*ck the size of an SMG"
  • "When this gets sexual, i'm gonna get so horny"
  • "There's a giant p*nis, there's literally a giant p*nis"
  • "We can have sex together and have mutant babies"
  • "These 'hoodies' with the bling bling east side baby"
  • "He's in the doorway and he's looking for some babies"
  • "If Luke's the alien then we are mega mega wangholed"
  • "Every man deserves to lick his own d*ck here and there"
  • "Why did you come in the shower with me, you creepy turd"
  • "I am a beast, crawling through the marshes, with my c*ck hanging out"
  • "I need your p*nis, I need your p*nis, I need your p*nis, I need your p*nis"
  • "Some guy dropped on me like j*zz.. You know when the c*m falls right on your face"
  • "Next time that alien comes up right? I'm gonna make sure i sexually become active"

Chivalry: The Funniest Moments Quotes[]

  • "Oh f*ck off"
  • "Oh f*cking hell"
  • "You're such a whore"
  • "Get knocked the f*ck out"
  • "I'm just dinging the dingers"
  • "Dan you're such a f*cking horse c*ck"
  • "Stick him in the anus under the bridge"
  • "He's actual w*nking testicles and i f*cking hate him because he's f*cking b*llsh*t"

Chivalry Medieval Warfare: The Funniest & Craziest Moments Quotes

  • "F*ck off"
  • "Ooh lezbies"
  • "This is racism"
  • "F*cking MILF"
  • "I broke me eggs"
  • "Guys i'm on fire"
  • "Ooh bloody hell"
  • "Ooh bloody nora"
  • "Your arm came off"
  • "C*cky little b*stard"
  • "He's pre-ejaculated"
  • "You got f*cked up Jack"
  • "Go away you bonersaurus"
  • "We're getting proper juicy over here"
  • "I'm trying to re-gain health you little scrub"
  • "I'm going to be inducted into FaZe for this"
  • "Now you're stuck in a corner you little scrubberdubber"
  • "Come here you f*cking little overgrown b*stard, i'll f*ck your nan"

Agar.io Quotes[]

  • "Japan you greedy bastard"
  • "I can fly with me two ballsacks"
  • "If anyone can eat eight balls it's me"
  • "Holy s**t his penis exploded in my face"
  • "How are you feeling now you blue prick?"
  • "Brazil's coming in like a f**king crazy bastard"
  • "Tiger ballsack I would like you to leave me alone"
  • "Nick you dirty f**k I don't want to touch your penis"
  • "I love this game because I've eaten balls, I'm used to that"

Monstrum Quotes[]

  • "You c**k"
  • "f**k sake"
  • "F**k me"
  • "Holy s**t"
  • "Oh testicles"
  • "F**king c**k"
  • "How the f**k?"
  • "Holy f**king tits"
  • "Your an wank S**t"
  • "Jason you bastard"
  • "Oh Jasmine chickens"
  • "I need the good s**t now"
  • "F**king Fred you bastard"
  • "What the pissing s**t flaps?"
  • "Holy chickens in my ketchup dip"
  • "Oh French stick dip it in the custard"
  • "Oh f**k an duck right in the quacker"
  • "Oh f**k an duck and call him Harold"
  • "I think this is an guaranteed s**t idea"
  • "F**king jasmine rice you sexy bastard"
  • "I want to make a plastic chair made out of dildos"
  • "I'm gonna S**t myself so hard I'm gonna be able to taste with my a**"
  • "Oh if you ever needed to s**t yourself now is the time to let loose the canyon of s**t"

Notes of Obsession Quotes[]

  • "Go f**k yourself"
  • "You horny little bastard"
  • "Your some kind of Jesus"
  • "It's in the f**k bedroom isn't it?"
  • "F**k off, I don't want visitors there"
  • "He's having a wank on the sofa TV"
  • "Suck my d**k and call me Georgina"
  • "It's time to puck up or shut up, and I'm thinking of shutting up"
  • "Am I looking for f**king more bloody sh**ing f**king s**t f**ks?"

Outlast Quotes[]

  • "F**k it"
  • "Oh s**t"
  • "Oh f**k"
  • "F**k you"
  • "F**k that"
  • "S**t d**ks"
  • "F**king hell"
  • "Soggy d**ks"
  • "Your an d**k"
  • "French d**ks"
  • "We are f**ked"
  • "S**t in my d**k"
  • "All right you f**k boy"
  • "You can f**k yourself"
  • "F**king c**k in my a**"
  • "This is going to be fun"
  • "You can are f**k yourself"
  • "There is an d**k in my a**"
  • "You a**hole you fat a**hole"
  • "That is some f**ked up s**t"
  • "I'm going to get f**ked aren't"
  • "We got Jesus lucky right then"
  • "Oh yes you sexy f**king beast"
  • "We're gonna risk it for a biscuit"
  • "Put your d**k away for f**k sake"
  • "Holy crap he had his c**k removed"
  • "Boom shakalaka on an Wednesday"
  • "Where the f**k is the generator room?"
  • "We'll give him a little bit of time to f**k off"
  • "That shimmer in the glass f**ked me so hard"
  • "I don't want to lose my d**k, I like it where it is"
  • "I suppose we just go all rock out with a c**k out"
  • "He's an f**king MLG quickscoping troller this one"
  • "F**k it, I'm an man I do not get scared by this s**t"
  • "That was skidders in your jeans that's what that was"
  • "If you jump scare me I swear to God I'll punch you in the foot"
  • "If you had a f**king pump full of s**t where would you keep it?"
  • "He doesn't even shut the door on his way out, What an a**hole"
  • "There isn't as many d**ks in my a** as I first thought, Just mine"
  • "All right let's do what we do best, And that's sit on are a** and type"
  • "All I need now is an box full of water and escape and I'm f**king famous"
  • "You d**k you are strong and sturdy like a third grain Cleo from the Halfords"
  • "Oh d**ks, D**ks, D**ks, D**ks, D**ks, Big d**ks little d**ks all of them count"
  • "Rub the nipples touch the nose and let's get some hardcore footage for the YouTube action thriller"
  • "S**t I need to speed freak this, Don't worry though guys if anyone's good at speeding it's not me so we are screwed"
  • "Jesus and Jerome have entered the building at the same time, And they are not taking any s**t from f**king bastards like him"
  • "If you come in here I will beat the f**k out of you, I'm am Bruce Lee on steroids, I will f**king Jackie Chan your mom with my own vagina"

Skyrim Quotes[]

  • "Jesus"
  • "Oh s**t"
  • "Holy s**t "
  • "Oh F**k Me"
  • "Excuse me you dirty f**k"
  • "Damn right you overgrown p**sy" (when Jack killed a Saber-Toothed Tiger in Skyrim)

Quote From More Than One Game[]

  • "Oh c**k" (Agar.io and Monstrum)
  • "C**k" (Outlast and Notes of Obsession)
  • "Oh f**k me" (Outlast, Skyrim and Monstrum)
  • "Oh f**k me in the a**" (Outlast and Monstrum)
  • "Oh s**t" (Agar.io, Outlast, Skyrim and Monstrum)
  • "For f**k's sake" (Outlast and Notes of Obsession)
  • "The f**k's that?" (Outlast and Notes of Obsession)
  • "Holy Jemima" (Monstrum and Notes of Obsession)
  • "Oh f**k" (Outlast, Monstrum and Notes of Obsession)
  • "Holy Jemima Jesus" Outlast and Notes of Obsession)

Trivia[]

Jack's computer specifications are:

  • XFX R7800 Ghost Edition
  • XMS 3 DDr3 Corsair Ram-2 Sticks of 8gb
  • 730 Watt Thermaltake Smart Series Power Supply
  • AMD FX 8320 Eight Core 3.5gz Processor (With Artic fan for cooling)
  • PGS AeroCool X-Preditor Evil Green Case
  • 2TB Hard Drive
  • 6 Fans all Green LED
  • Keyboard: Razer Deathstalker.
  • Mouse: Razer Deathadder.
  • Mouse Pad: Razer Sphex.

Associates[]

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