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February 1, 2013
1D's new director is giving them a lot more than just one direction...
Write us a letter!
The Key of Awesome
P.O. Box 30,921 New York, NY 10,011
Oh I'm just tryin' to make it to the beauty
Get out of my way I gotta get my nails done
Gonna get my eye brows threaded then
then I'll get
a funky skunky stripe put on my head
Oh Peeka-peeka-boo where did I come from?
Looks like he gave birth to me from his skunk bum
Hey fellas could you stop the bike up at the light
l think I'm feelin' motorcycle sick
You're not as cute
as these other two.
So let's just move you there
Now mince about, and act as though you're having fun
He only gives us one
di rec tion
Now run from the waaaaaaaaaaaave.
I need more Hair Spraaaaaaaaay
This wanker is a
sad old man
He's got us dressed like
old man bands
Can we take a breaaaaaaaak
No bloody waaaaaay
Now put on your swimsuits
Aw C'mon. We're quite pasty.
We've yet to develop muscles
Oooh This one director won't ever let us leave
You can leave as soon as you hit puberty
Come on mate, its cold in here look over here
Harry's crying frozen tears.
Well they tell us we're like Elvis back when he was a kid
I hope we don't die on the toilet like he did
Someone let me off the ride, I'm dying inside
This is the worlds smallest violin
Lets have you twoooo
Remove those sailor suits
and dress like prostitutes, yeah.
The saddest part is we're not getting
paid that much
They never even buy us lunch
and that's not faaaaaaaaair
How is my HAAAAAIR?
Now put on these assless chaps
I bought them at the Assless Gap
Let's do 50 Shaaaaaaades
and let him hit you
Here's a tissue
I just tricked you
I made you sniff glue
Now let me fist you
Ha ha ha ha I'm just kidding
Just checking if you were listening
Let's go hillbiilly hand fishing
Now lets do the ending from Broke
I think I'm starting to have fun
Try to make him staaaaay
and that's when you say
HARRY AND LOUIS
I wish I could quit you.
One Direction - Kiss You Parody!! Key Of Awesome #67