Freaky Flickers the Movie Trailer is a an uploaded video of the trailer for Freaky Flickers the Movie: Quest for the Golden Flicker uploaded by Eldenc. The movie is based on a very obscure toy line called Freaky Flickers. The plot is very unclear through the trailer, one comment explained "It makes absolutely no sense, there is no coherent plot at all" said Tdaly64.

Transcript

AARGH: {standing in front of a fire} Gather around kiddies and flickers! I be tellin' the tale of curtle the blood and shiver the spine. {shows him tied to a pole with many spears being pointed at him} Ungingmm Yum {a lump is seen moving through a snake's body. Walks into cave} And there be the golden flicker! {zooms in on golden flicker. Q yellow ball get thrown at him} Ugh. {jumps a bit into the air and starts dragging across the ground punching air} I may be waitung, avoiding traps for a less worthy item. {tales golden flicker and replaces it with a gray bag and gets smashed with a huge metal club. Ringing sounds are heard.} I jumps safely across the wiurdy lava. {spins on his back and hits a rock propelling him in the air. Starts running away from a giant boulder and gets smashed} Ough! {gets out of cave} Uogh! {gets shot with a bunch of toy arrows with plunger tips. Pulls of one of the arrows} Ow! {plane flies by} He be fuffing behind my mortgage! {looking at paper that reads "Mortgage"} Agh! {a toy bird is seen rocking back and forth a wood cylinder making noises similare to a squeeky door}

MT BRAIN: {making sounds similar to R2D2}

{Kung Poo is seen bouncing on a keyboard with the Freaky Flickers homepage on the screen. He is seen then with a hammer about to break a piggy bank}

AARGH: Not me pig!

{pig gets smashed with hammer}

AARGH: {gets slapped by another flicker} Ugh!

AARGH: {swinging down from a large wooden beam} Ah ha ha! {lands onboard what appears to be a ship, lets go of the rope, gets squashed by a bucket}

PORKER: How about a sardine and peanut butter sandwich?

{Kung Poo is looking into a bucket and moaning}

AARGH: {looking over a map with Joe Goggles} Head west until we see the big arrow!

JOE GOGGLES: {fishing over the side of the ship} I got the big'un! It must be a whale!

{Kung Poo appears at the end of the fishing line}

{Aargh does a backflip and puts on a lifesaver}

CRACKER: Land ho!

AARGH: Well, bless me barnacles!

CHEEKY: {tied to a pair of posts, screaming, continues while being carried away by a giant rabbit-like creature}

{the rest of the flickers watch through what appears to be a fence}

KUNG POO: {shouting in Japanese}

DARK FORCE: What do we do?

AARGH: Buy our wits!(?)

{the flickers slide down a log toward what looks like a tyrannosaurus rex with an enormous head}

CHEEKY: {spinning and screaming, runs into a stone idol} Ouch!

{the dinosaur thing walks across the scene, and then has its tongue stretched out by an unseen creature}

AARGH: {standing on a giant venus flytrap} The ground, they she be squishy! {the flytrap snaps shut}

JOE GOGGLES: {suspended by a thin rope over a cliff} Hey, Porker! Watch this! {drops a rock, which falls into the ocean below}

AARGH: {gets pushed toward the golden flicker, and crashes into it} Ow! Me head!

{Kung Poo hops over to a large horn. The rabbit thing makes a gesture towards Cheeky.}}

KUNG POO: {shouting in Japanese}

{Kung Poo rolls down a set of stairs. Joe Goggles shoves Porker, causing him to roll down as well.}

KUNG POO: {rolling and shouting in Japanese}

PORKER: {rolling and screaming}

{Joe Goggles, Dark Force, and Cheeky fall down the same set of stairs}

CHEEKY: {spinning and screaming}

KUNG POO: {rolling and shouting in Japanese}

{Aargh holds an extending telescope as the scene cuts to a ship}

LONG JOHN: They be gettin' away!

HOOKS: How do we be catchin' em now, Captain?

LONG JOHN: I knows a shortcut!

FLICKER WITH TWO EYE PATCHES: How close do you think, Captain?

{a purple sea creature emerges alongside the ship}

SHARK: {moaning perversely while climbing a tree}

{a shot of the flicker with two eye patches next to a flicker with a crazy eye. A rocket emerges from behind the ship, propelling it through the air.}

JOE GOGGLES: {screaming, struggling to hold on}

{all the flickers on board the ship scream. The title, "Freaky Flickers the Movie", spins up on the screen. Aargh smashes into the screen, and falls off.}