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Ray William Johnson - vocals DeeJay - vocals and DJ Brentar - keytar, vocals
Grandma Got A Facebook
Video #10
Link: watch
Rating: ratings disabled
User: Yourfavoritemartian
Date Added: June 1,2011
Length: 3:33
Description: DOWNLOAD THE MP3: http://bit.ly/iXXjK1

OUR FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/urFavoriteMartian

Category: Music
Tags: ytm yourfavoritemartain grandmagotafacebook my balls are so big can be used asa floatation device
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"Grandma Got a Facebook" was the tenth song released by Your Favorite Martian, and was the first song to feature vocals by the character Benatar (voiced by Jesse McCale).

Story

Puff Puff explains that he made his grandmother a Facebook account because she was feeling lonely after the death of her husband, and she proceeds to seduce his friends, as well as make fun of him. DeeJay has vocals in this song explaining that Puff Puff's grandmother has seduced him as well.

Lyrics

(Chorus) Grandma's got a Facebook; now she's hitting on my friends

Don't care how it started, but now it's got to end

Helps me stay connected with my uncles and my aunts

But I also know she's been in my best friends' pants

Gramma, Gramma (x8)

(Verse I)

Yeah, ever since Grampa past away, she's been chillin' at home

Watchin' soaps half the day 'cause she's feeling alone

So I set her up a Facebook and gave the address

to my friends and I asked them all to send a request

And no one would have guessed one day she'd go wild

but Grandma got obessed and changed her profile

to SluttyMcbuttsex and I was apalled

when I saw a picture of her cleavage on her wall-wall-wall.

[Chorus]

(Verse II)

Then she, updated her status, yeah, and it made me pissed

'Cause she said her grandson was a crybaby bitch

And all my stupid friends wrote her back and they laughed

And they all liked her comment 'cause they're wack, and I'm mad

Is this considered abuse? Yeah, you'd be pissed at her too

'Cause now her list of to-dos is just pictures of dudes

I wanted her to make friends, but she's about to seduce

my homeboys, with mixture of vodka and prune juice

[Chorus]

(Verse III -- DeeJay)

I check my Facebook daily,

I get a friend request from this old-ass lady

I know it's yo grandma, but I ain't gonna lie

She's rockin' that moo moo and lookin' all fly

I wanna smack yo grandma on her

wrinkly ass (3x)


I wanna smack yo grandma on her

wrinkly ass (3x)

Butterscotch my balls!

Me and yo grandma sharing a sponge bath!

I wanna put my hands in yo grandma's candy dish!

[Chorus]

Notes

  • This song was the tenth song released by Your Favorite Martian
  • This was the first song to feature vocals by Benatar
  • Many of the Facebook users seen are from previous YFM videos
  1. Some of Grandma's Facebook friends are characters from the music video of "Club Villain"
  2. Additionally, many are from the music video of "The Stereotypes Song"
  3. Mr. Douchebag from the music video of the same name is featured as well

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