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| Video #10 | |
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| User: | Yourfavoritemartian |
| Date Added: | June 1,2011 |
| Length: | 3:33 |
| Description: | DOWNLOAD THE MP3: http://bit.ly/iXXjK1
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| Category: | Music |
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Story
Puff Puff explains that he made his grandmother a Facebook account because she was feeling lonely after the death of her husband, and she proceeds to seduce his friends, as well as make fun of him. DeeJay has vocals in this song explaining that Puff Puff's grandmother has seduced him as well.
Lyrics
(Chorus) Grandma's got a Facebook; now she's hitting on my friends
Don't care how it started, but now it's got to end
Helps me stay connected with my uncles and my aunts
But I also know she's been in my best friends' pants
Gramma, Gramma (x8)
(Verse I)
Yeah, ever since Grampa past away, she's been chillin' at home
Watchin' soaps half the day 'cause she's feeling alone
So I set her up a Facebook and gave the address
to my friends and I asked them all to send a request
And no one would have guessed one day she'd go wild
but Grandma got obessed and changed her profile
to SluttyMcbuttsex and I was apalled
when I saw a picture of her cleavage on her wall-wall-wall.
[Chorus]
(Verse II)
Then she, updated her status, yeah, and it made me pissed
'Cause she said her grandson was a crybaby bitch
And all my stupid friends wrote her back and they laughed
And they all liked her comment 'cause they're wack, and I'm mad
Is this considered abuse? Yeah, you'd be pissed at her too
'Cause now her list of to-dos is just pictures of dudes
I wanted her to make friends, but she's about to seduce
my homeboys, with mixture of vodka and prune juice
[Chorus]
(Verse III -- DeeJay)
I check my Facebook daily,
I get a friend request from this old-ass lady
I know it's yo grandma, but I ain't gonna lie
She's rockin' that moo moo and lookin' all fly
I wanna smack yo grandma on her
wrinkly ass (3x)
I wanna smack yo grandma on her
wrinkly ass (3x)
Butterscotch my balls!
Me and yo grandma sharing a sponge bath!
I wanna put my hands in yo grandma's candy dish!
[Chorus]
Notes
- This song was the tenth song released by Your Favorite Martian
- This was the first song to feature vocals by Benatar
- Many of the Facebook users seen are from previous YFM videos
- Some of Grandma's Facebook friends are characters from the music video of "Club Villain"
- Additionally, many are from the music video of "The Stereotypes Song"
- Mr. Douchebag from the music video of the same name is featured as well