Transcript

Angela: Okay, Idiots On Youtube, hello...JULIO!
(Julio runs around the sign and Angela follows him.)
Diana: I got you Julio. Julio, tell them what happened today...Right now.
Julio: Willy's fat ass couldn't fit through a damn wall!
Diana: Let's show them where
Angela: Let me do the good story. Okay, when we were trying to get out of Yearbook Club. See that gate over there; point to that gate, Di. That gate over there, that gate was locked! Okay. There was this little--
Julio: There's Willy, the fatass!
Angela: Little hole thing where we could all fit. (pointing to Cesar) He fit through it.
Julio and William: Cesar fit through it.
Angela: (pointing to Julio) He fit through it. (pointing to Diana) And she fit through it, okay. (pointing at William who begins to start talking) BUT WILLY COULDN'T FIT THROUGH IT!
Julio: Everybody fit through it, but his fat ass.
Nicolle: And some people jumped.
Diana: NICOLLE JUMPED!
Angela: Tall people jumped. So it's like a cow jumping over the moon.
Diana: Can we show 'em where we jumped?
Angela: Yeah let's go.
(Angela runs towards the gate, but stops.)
Angela: I don't feel like walking all the way over there.
Diana: We have to.
Julio: Look at Cesar for a minute.
Diana: Cesar.
Julio: Kill him!
Diana: No.
Julio: Yes.
Angela: Okay, see that gate over there? That's--
Julio: Willy's fatass couldn't fit through!
Angela: Quit yelling!
Julio: Bullshit!
William: And...and?
Julio: That proves my theory, Willy is fat.
William: Well this is my story.
Julio: That proves my theory!
(Julio, Angela, and William begin to talk at the same time.)
Julio: Well it's not my fault Willy, you're fat. If you're gonna say stuff to me, just look at the way you talk.
Angela: This is our new segment called Julio vs. Willy.
Julio: No, this is a new segment called Willy's Fatass Can't Fit.
Angela: Julio, that's not getting approved!
William: It's called, Julio's Faggot-Ass can't go through a little thing like that big.
Julio: It's called, Willy's fatass can't fit through.
Diana: That's not very nice.
Julio: Oh! At least I can find me *beep* unlike you, through all that fat!
William: I know that your *beep!* is in your daddy's ass. That's where it is.
Diana: This is not appropriate for Idiots On Youtube. Mr. Pavlik watches this.
William: (To Julio) Well your beep is up your daddy's beep, okay?
Diana: Mr.Pavlik watches this, you know?
William: He does?!
Angela: And Diana is a retard!
Julio: She could just like beat the shit out if she wanted.
Angela: Okay, that's the end of Idiots On Youtube 'cause our battery is about to die. Bye.

Notes

• The two kids who make an appearance in this episode is Nicolle and Cesar.
• Mr.Pavlik is Julio and Angela's current Science teacher.