James Bond theme song spoof

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Link:	watch
Rating:	Unknown
User:	Goldentusk
Date Added:	August 23rd, 2006
Length:	3:11
Description:	Goldentusk sings about James Bond in this spoof.
Category:	Comedy
Tags:	Quantum
Views:	4314251
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Goldentusk's spoof of the James Bond theme song has over 4,000,000 views. It is his second video in his theme song spoofs.

LyricsEdit

[Talking] Bond: Do you expect me to talk?/ Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to sing!

[Music starts] Person 1: Lock your—/ Person 2: Door/ Person 1: Watch out—/ Person 2: For/ Person 1: Double 07!

Blofed: Might temptation/ For world domination….

Bond: I am true spy/ And I’m not your average guy/ The simple fact I can’t die/ Leaves evil men wondering why/ They all continually try/ To force out my final goodbye/ And while I never/ Seem to sweat!

Blofed: Information/ Through fetation….

Bond: I have a way/ Girl (overlapping): Oh!/ With women/ (I love you.)/ Most of the time/ It ends bad/ (I know your weakness!)

They leave me/ (Oh!)/ Stirred and shaken/ (I’m sorry)/ I leave them/ Scandally glad/ (It’s your uniqueness!)

I have my way/ (Oh!)/ With women/ (I need you!)/ After I’m done/ I skip town/

(I am so lonely!)/ As I get old/ (Oh!)/ I’m thinkin’/ (I want you!)/ Do men like me/ Settle down?/ (My one and only!)

It never could be love/ That’s how it had to be/ Her name reminds me of/ Female anatomy

Person 1: Lock your—/ Person 2: Door/ Person 1: Watch out—/ Person 2: For/ Person 1: Double 07!

Blofed: Infiltration/ Fascination…./

Bond: Agents require/ A black tuxedo attire/ License to kill won’t inspire/ The only way we retire/ Is when the studios hire/ Someone different to admire/ And I never/ Seem to sweat!

Tell me the whole plot/ There is no way you can get caught/ You seem to tie such a good knot/ Just leave me here so I can rot/ Forget the fact we ever fought/ I’m thankful I haven’t been shot/ And have you ever/ Seen me sweat?

Blofed: Detonation/ Inovation….

Bond: I have a way/ (Oh!)/ With gadgets/ (Oh, romance!)/ All the ones/ I can choose/ (And it’s magnetic!)/

I don’t have/ (Oh!)/ Any permits/ (A jetpack!)/ For anything/ That I use/ (Such an aesthetic!)/

I have my way/ (Oh!)/ With gadgets/ (Oh you case!)/ Somehow it always/ Works out/ (It’s got explosives!)

You do what I/ (Oh!)/ Be needed/ (A wet suit!)/ As if there were/ Any doubt/ (Nobody forgives!)

Villains cannot be gone/ Until we all agree/ That they have used their one/ Crazy deformity

Person 1: Lock your—/ Person 2: Door/ Person 1: Watch out—/ Person 2: For/ Person 1: Double 07!

Blofed: No vacation/ Preparation….

Bond: I’m who to blame/ I’ve got the fame/ As you take aim/ I’ll give my name:/ Bond!

[Talking] James Bond.