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Llamas with Hats

Llamas With Hats is a short film created by Jason Steele. It was posted on his YouTube account SecretAgentBob on February 19, 2009. After its release, nine more episodes in the series were made, with five more episodes planned.

Llamas With Hats is about two llamas, one of which is named Carl, the other is named Paul. They both wear hats and are having an interesting discussion about a dead man in their living room who is missing his hands.

YouTube Video Description

video and description by SecretAgentBob.

All the fun of llamas, but with the added comfort of hats! 'My stomach was making the rumblies, that only hands could satisfy!' Caaaaaaaarl

Llamas With Hats Script

(There are two llamas in a room and there is a dead man between them with no hands and stab wounds in his chest.)

Paul: Carl! There is a dead human in our house!

Carl: Oh…hey…How did he get here?

Paul: Caaaarl, what did you do?!

Carl: Me? Uh, I didn’t do this!

Paul: Explain what happened, Carl!

Carl: I’ve never seen him before in my life!

Paul: Why did you kill this person, Carl?

Carl: I do not kill people. That is…that is my least favorite thing to do.

Paul: Tell me, Carl, exactly what you were doing before I came home.

Carl: Alright, well…I was upstairs…

Paul: Okay…

Carl: I was uh…I was sitting in my room…

Paul: Yes?

Carl: reading a book…

Paul: Go on…

Carl: And, uh, well this guy walked in…

Paul: Okay…

Carl: So, I went up to him…

Paul: Yes…

Carl: And I…I stabbed him 37 times in the chest.


Paul: Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarl, that KILLS people!

Carl: Oh! Well, I didn’t know that!!

Paul: How could you not know that?!

Carl: Yeah, I’m in the wrong here. I suck


Paul: What happened to his hands?

Carl: What’s that?

Paul: His hands. Why—why are they missing?

Carl: Well, I kind of umm…cooked them up. And ate them.


Paul: Caaaaaaaaaarl!

Carl: Well, I—I was hungry. And well, you know, when you crave hands…

Paul: Why on earth would you do that?!

Carl: I was hungry for hands! Gimme a break!

Paul: Caaaaaarl!

Carl: My stomach was making the rumblies.

Paul: Carl!

Carl: That only hands would satisfy!

Paul: What is wrong with you, Carl?!

Carl: Well, I kill people and I eat hands! That’s—that’s two things!

Llamas with Hats

voiced by Chris Alex and Jason Steele

Created by Jason Steele

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