GENERAL INFORMATION

"Malk" or, "JULIAN SMITH - Malk" as it is labeled on YouTube, is a video by the channel, "juliansmith87" on November 05, 2009. It has had 2,715,396 views by August 20, 2010. The video stars:

• Julian Smith as himself
• Josh Lovell as himself
• Donnivin Jordan as himself
• and Scout as Donnivin's dad

The video starts off with Julian, Josh, and Donnivin sitting in Donnivin's kitchen. Josh asks Donnivin if he has anything to drink, and Donnivin tells him to look in the fridge. Julian then asks Josh to get him a glass of milk, but pronounces it, "malk." This confuses Josh, and he tries to fiqure out why Julian said malk and not milk. Josh asks Donnivin if he's hearing this, and Donnivin says that Julian just wants a glass of milk, but he pronounces it, "mulk." Josh is surprised yet again. The men all start screaming and arguing with each other. Then, Donnivin's father walks into the kitchen and asks him to use his inside voice, and walks away. As soon as he leaves, the screaming continues, until Josh pulls out a gun, points it at the Julian and Donnivin, and screams to shut up. Then, Josh points the gun at his head. In response, Julian and Donnivin pull out guns as well, point them at Josh, and tell him to put the gun down. Josh points out the obvious hole in their logic, and Donnivin and Julian decide to point the gun at themselfs to make Josh put the gun down. There is screming from everyone telling one another to put the gun down, and then the scene cuts away.

The scene cuts away to Josh describing the storyline of the video you just saw to Julian over the phone, emplying that the video was actually the pitch of the video being brought to life. Julian says he doesn't want to do the video because it is too dark, but is ironically in his kitchen putting a cat in his oven while talking to Josh. Julian closes the oven door, and the video is over.

The link to the video is right here.