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(Burger King and indians come on screen and PRESENTED BY BURGER KING appears on the screen. Mario then gets out of a tube, defeats Bowser, and gets to Peach) Peach: Mario, you did it! I'm saved! Thank you, thank you so much! Mario: Yes, Princess, you are free. Your nightmare is over. Peach: Oh, I'm so happy. Mario: Yes, yes. How about a kiss? (puckers up) Peach: What? Mario: I say, how about a kiss, yes? (puckers up) Peach: What? Why would I do that? Mario: What? Why would you...? I just saved your life. Peach: Yeah, but, I don't even know you. Mario: I rescued you. Peach: Yeah, but you expect... what? What kind of samaritan are you? You rescued me just so you could get with me? Mario: (bleep) I'm not asking you to have sex with me, all I want is a kiss. You know what I went through to get here! Peach: Ooo, you leaped a bunch of mushrooms, I'm so impressed. Mario: Well, you're the one that got captured by mushrooms. (Mario and Peach argue) Peach: Don't flip this. Mario: I'm not... You got kidnapped by something that goes on a salad. Peach: OK, it's a little more complicated. Mario: And by the way, by the way, I did not just leap a bunch of mushrooms, there were also these turtle shell things I had to jump over, that was, that was really hard. And would only help a guy was every once in a while a gold star would appear up above me, and I would jump up and punch it, and it would go (imitates Star theme) and it now don't help a little bit, but I feel a little better, but it was hard! The whole thing was really hard! Peach: I'm not kissing you. Mario: OK, screw this, screw it. Hey, dragon, you can have her. (Bowser jumps over and eats Peach's head, then the credits come up)

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