Mr. Douchebag (Song)

Video #8
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User:	Yourfavoritemartian
Date Added:	May 4, 2011
Length:	3:55
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Category:	Entertaiment
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"Mr. Douchebag" is the eighth Your Favorite Martian song.

Contents 1 Story 2 Lyrics 3 Video 4 Notes

StoryEdit

This song is decribing the things an average douchebag would do.

LyricsEdit

You're a douchebag
do-douchebag
do-do-do-do-do-douchebag
You're a douchebag
do-douchebag
do-do-do-do-do-douchebag
Hey Mr. Douchebag,
why's your ego so massive?
You know it's 2 AM and it's dark outside
You don't need those sunglasses.
Yeah we all remember that hot chick
you hooked up with once
because you went on to brag about it for
months and months
Yeah we all get
that you think it's impressive
but ain't nobody impressed
with how much you're bench pressing.
Buying Smirnoff Ice for girls half your age,
Telling all your douchebag
friends that you "still got game."
Dear Mr. Douchebag,
we all agree that
you are a dumbass.
Why can't you see that!
You're a douchebag
do-douchebag
do-do-do-do-do-douchebag
You're a douchebag
do-douchebag
do-do-do-do-do-douchebag
Dear Mr. Douchebag,
do you find
it necessary to shout into your Bluetooth
or boast about high school rugby.
"and I would of went pro
if it weren't for my bum knee."
And why you got to complain
every single time you're not getting laid.
You douchebags are a lot of the same.
"Dude let's go. This place is full of grenades."
Always trying to look cool,
like it's a full time career.
That's why your Facebook pic
shows you chugging a beer.
got your gold chain
and your wife-beater on
so you can fist pump
your way to the tanning salon.
Dear Mr. Douchebag,
we all agree that
you are a dumbass.
Why can't you see that!
You're a douchebag
do-douchebag
do-do-do-do-do-douchebag
You're a douchebag
do-douchebag
do-do-do-do-do-douchebag
Inconsiderate
ignorant,
you drink,
you get belligerent
you think anyone finds you amusing?
No, no no
not even a little bit.
You find a way to stop all the fun
like when you scream
PARTY FOUL!
at the top of your lungs
Dear Mr. Douchebag,
I got you bragging again.
Trust me man,
nobody gives a damn what frat you were in.
You claim you hang with celebrities
when you don't know any at all.
Dear Mr. Douchebag,
we all agree that
you are a dumbass.
Why can't you see that!
You're a douchebag
do-douchebag
do-do-do-do-do-douchebag
You're a douchebag
do-douchebag
do-do-do-do-do-douchebag
Hitting on other girls
when yours is in the room.
You're a douchebag
do-douchebag
do-do-do-do-do-douchebag
Walking in the club
grabbing all on your junk
You're a douchebag
do-douchebag
do-do-do-do-do-douchebag
Refusing to let go
when she says no
You're a douchebag
do-douchebag
do-do-do-do-do-douchebag
Cut me off in traffic
then flipping me the bird
You're a douchebag
do-douchebag
do-do-do-do-do-douchebag

VideoEdit

NotesEdit

• This is the first song to get rid of the lyrics in the description box.
• This was once flagged on youtube, only for it to get unflagged.

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