Transcript

Muffin Lady: What would you like for breakfast, Johnny?

Jonhny: Muffins!

Muffin Lady: That’s right! At Cunningham Muffins, we know that muffins make the best breakfast! So why not try all of our exciting new flavors! Raspberry, Cranberry, Apples, Cinnamon, Pecan, Pumpkin, Nut, Date Nut, Lemmon Poppy Seed Muffin, Baa..NANa!!!, Orange, Peach, Strawberry, Blueberry, Boisenberry, Almond. Choco Chocolate Chip! Carrot! Gooseberry. Pumpernickel! Fish, Paper Clip, Ink, Bird. Shampoo! Star Wars Muffin! Bullfrog, Crickets! Cigarette *cough*. Israeli, Palestinian Conflict Muffins! Bits a’ Glass Muffin, Owwww! Asbestos. I’m baking muffins asbestos (as best as) I can! Hahahahahahahha! Monkey! Al Jareau Muffin. Elephant, Pencil! Newspaper. FIRE!!!!! Imaginary Muffin……. Cartoon Muffin! Blood…..

What muffin would you like for breakfast, Donny?

Donny: I lost my appetite.

Muffin Lady: ……You’ll eat a muffin……You’ll eat it, and LIKE IT!!! *stares and smiles for 8 seconds*

So try all of our delicious Cunningham Muffins. At Cunningham Muffins! *stares and smiles at camera for 18 seconds*

Notes

Asbestos is what they used for insulation in buildings before fiberglass. Known for causing lung cancer.