Potter Puppet Pals School is For Losers Main Script
(Stage appears) (Theme music starts Playing, and we see the Potter Puppet Pals sign go up, and then down again, then replaced by a School is for Losers sign, which then goes down again.) (Harry pops up and begins singing to himself)
Harry: I'm Harry Potter. School is for losers. I'm totally awesome. (Snape pops up)
Snape: Mr. Potter...You have been absent from Potions class for over 3 weeks, and I have no choice, but to...( Harry zones out, while the camera does a close-up of the puppet face. Snape is heard mumbling, then says very clearly)
Snape: ...Harry Potter... (The whole stage is know in view) If you could understand...! (Snape interrupted by Harry punching him with a live, human fist and sending the puppet flying to the edge of the stage and falling unconcious)
(Harry is then shown playing a lifelike saxaphone fit for a puppet. Camera zooms on Harry very fast, and the show ends with a frozen view of Harry, still with the saxaphone, with "Harry Potter is Awesome" on the side in bold.