Ron Stuart Makes You an Offer You Can't Refuse is a video by WalrusGuy. The video parodies Ron Stuart who appeared on a securesiteorders.com page which shows video of people popping up in the lower corner of the page. The end of the video is a parody of the Japanese YouTube video M.C.ドナルドはダンスに夢中なのか？最終鬼畜道化師ドナルド・Ｍ. Ron Stuart makes an offer you can't resist.

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RON STUART: {appears in the lower right hand side of the screen} Hi, i'm Ron Stuart. {moves to the lower left of the screen} With your permission I want to send you my {moves to lower middle of screen} semen. {moves down so you can only see half his face} I'll send it to you for only thousands of dollars shipping. {goes back up so you can see his body} Millions of Americans are already collecting it. {moves all the way down and comes out of the top} I give more of it away to Uncle Sam every year. {moves backwards} I only have a handfull left in stock {appears at the bottom of screen} and if you respond before the timer reaches zero {zooms closer to teh screen shacking his heading} it makes me mad! {moves upward so you can only see his chest} If you take advantage of the benefits you can get high, you're entitled to. {appears back at the lower left of the screen} I'm Ron Stuart. {moves to middle again} I'm R-r-r-r-r-r-r-Ron Ron Ron-Ron Ron-Ron-Ron Ron-Ron Ron-Ron Ron-Ron-Ron Ron-Ron-Ron-Ron Stuart. R-r-r-r-r-r-r-Ron Ron Ron-Ron Ron-Ron-Ron Ron-Ron Ron-Ron Ron-Ron-Ron Ron-Ron-Ron-Ron Stuart. {goes close to screen} Why am I doing this?