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Megaman765: Credits given to all the youtubers who make this series, good or bad. Hello folks! Welcome to Super mario 64 the drama movie! Join mario as he fights a lot of bad guys and there's youtubers! Go through the same story that you've always seen a billion times! {As he says the previous line the words "Stars of destruction" show up on the screen for a moment} Collecting seven items of ultimate power! {A picture of recoloured mario models with the words "Itzal, Caloan and the 7 spirit orbs" show up as he says the previous line} Interesting plot twists such as: Luigi dieing, Mario dieing, Shadowmario64 dieing, Megaman765 dieing and some other crazy crap! Now stay tuned for Super mario 64 the drama movie! {Coughs}Man i gotta stop doing that deep voice {Coughs} I need water! Super mario 64: The crystal crysis.

Shy guy: Be conscious that some misterious killer on the loose will be behind your door and will kill you into many pieces because the two victims are not killed or blown into pieces and punched out really angry. So be conscious and good night. (This probbably needs edit because i can barely understand the shy guy)

Mario: WTF?

Metal mario: {On the roof while mario is screaming in the subtitles peach is his girlfriend} My name is cranky. I heard mario is getting married and peach is his girlfriend, I'm gonna kill her for no reason {giggles}

Mario: {Running towards toad} Hey toad, Peach is dead! {Entering the Whomp's fortress painting room} Hey painting, peach is dead! {Entering the Jolly roger bay painting room, facing the aquarium} Hey fishies, peach is dead! {Going to the garden, while jumping} Hey world! PEACH IS DEAD!

Voice: So what?

Megaman765: {Sighs as a Super smash bros 64 battle starts}

Luigi: {Back on Super mario 64} Luigi gotta help you! {Suddenly on the Bob-omb battlefield's floating island} Hey, thats a purple yoshi

Megaman765: {Super smash bros 64 battle: Luigi VS fighting polygon yoshi} Smash brothers fight {grumbles}

Luigi: {In the castle hall} Hey mario, where do we go next?

Mario: Whomp's fortress

Luigi: How do you know that?

Mario: I'm.... not sure

Megaman765: {Normal super mario 64 gameplay in Whomp's fortress shwoing} Gameplay montage

Luigi: {Against the Whomp boss} Come-a get me! Yah! {Jumps with infinte jump cheat}

Megaman765: Levitate code. {luigi does a ground pound on whomp boss and kills it, with an added explosion gif} Unnecesary explosion efect. {the blue star appears} Crystal star... I mean crystal shard

Metal mario: {Back in the Whomp's fortress painting room} My name is cranky, you're a lost hero

Luigi: I'm a lost hero? Holy crap! {Suddenly in the jolly roger bay's ship, with a Sony vegas purple effect where the blue star was} Holy crap its a lends flare! I'll chase it!

Mario: {in the teasure chest cave} Well, I'm about to grab the crystal star i was staring for about a minute {grabs the star and the place starts twisting and flashing with sony vegas effects}

Megaman765: Whirl whirl whirl, lends flare, whirl whirl whirl, swirly effect, whirl whirl whirl {the lends flare hits mario} lends flare, whirl whirl whril, swirly effect, whirl whirl {Suddenly a Super smash bros brawl battle shows} SMASH BROTHERS FIGHT!!! {Screen turns black} A couple of episodes later...

Peach: {On a messed up textures garden, walks towards the lake} I am not to die

Megaman765: Peach dies

Mario: {Swimming to grab peach} Oh no! Peach is dead! For real this time! Only one thing to do now.. {gets in front of the castle, and throws peach towards it} Goodbye princess! you belong to the castle window now!

A big purple mario supposed to be culex: I'm culex! The bad guy! As mario im cooler

Luigi: Somebody... must know... about me being... a lost hero... {Gazes to a mountain, and zooms, revealing Metal mario is gazing back to luigi on Cool Cool mountain}

Megaman765: {A bloody title saying "Super mario doomsday" shows} Super mario doomsday....... Hey look there's blood on the title! Lolz!

Mario: Hey luigi! I had a dream about somebody evil will come to the castle!

Luigi: Good for you

Mario: {Sleeping while a Super smash bros brawl battle shows, supposedly his dream} Dream of a smash brothers fight...

Megaman765: {A dark link pic flashes repeatedly} (Can't understand what he says)

Mario: Hey luigi! A bad you is going to come and kill me!

Luigi: Good for you

A "mario" talking with mario: {Sony vegas inverted colour effect} Come closer, I'll tell you everything {Some other "mario" appears and punches this "mario"}

Megaman765: OOOOOOOWNED

Rizon: {In the water city} My name is ryzon

Mario: great, another crazy name

Megaman765: {Rizon explains something while a smash bros brawl fight shows} Oh goody! Story time!

Luigi: {To a black clothed mario} You're trespassing! I'm calling the police!

Megaman765: {Super smash bros brawl fight with sony vegas inverted colours} WOW! Creepy smash brothers fight!

Black clothed mario: Now i shall absorb all of you {Gets hit by some special attack} Ow! That had to hurt!

Mario: Oh look its another youtuber!

Luigi: Hey guys it's a me luigi!

Black clothed mario: i'm gonna get you now

Luigi: Ah, rape! {Gets covered by black squares}

Doom luigi: Ahaha! I, combined with luigi become Doom luigi!

Youtuber: Come on, let's teleport out! {Flash and they dissapear}

Doom luigi: What!? how the hell do they do that!?

Mario: {back in the water city, with ryzon and other youtubers} Oh! youtubers!

Megaman765: {Two youtubers are facing two black marios} Clones? again? Really now... {A Super smash bros brawl fight shows} And yeah smash brothers fight...

Clone: {"Shoots" a sony vegas effect supposed to be an attack agains the youtubers} I'm gonna shoot you now

Megaman765: {As the attack travels} Bad effects {explodes on a youtuber} Metal slug explosion!

Youtuber: {the attacked youtuber is bleeding a lot} OH MY GOD, CHAOS! WE'LL HELP YOU!

Weegee: {Blocks the sight of the bleeding youtuber} Weegee censor, Weegee to violent, Weegee

Megaman765: {Three youtubers on Cool Cool mountain} Oh god, more youtubers {Two youtubers standing on a real life picture} Real life backgrounds, this is so logical, isnt it... {Effects make the marios look like they're flying and fighting dragon ball style} Randomly aquired DBZ powers!....Yeah, you know, i'm gonna stop here {Title saying "Mario 64: the ocean stars" shows} mario 64: the ocean stars. Now with 99% less mario! Whoo!

Blue mario: Hehehe, i got the ocean stars and no one really knows what they do {A star falls to the lake} Here it comes...

Youtuber RobinPower: Good morning toad

Toad: Who are you people!?

Yellow Youtuber: {Now on bob-omb battlefield} Who dat?

RobinPower: Who dat?

Different Youtuber: Who dat!? {On maze haze cave}

Robinpower: {back to the castle hall} Hey! Let's go swimming!

Yellow youtuber: Yeah, that's a great idea to start off the movie

Megaman765: {Robinpower swims} Insanely long swimming montage

Blue mario: Oh no, they're gonna take the star, this is very bad, sadface

Megaman765: {The star falls again, with the exact same footage as earlier} THAT MY FRIEND, IS RECYCLED FOOTAGE {The blue mario says motherfucker on the subtitles} He said the F word... THAT MEANS ITS FUNNY!

Robinpower: Why do you need the ocean stars for?

Blue mario: Because i want revenge... and to kill everybody

Megaman765: {The word in red "CLICHE" appears zooming in} CLICHE! {A green and brown mario is in the castle hall} Okay, i dont even know who's this guy either- WHY IS THERE MARIO ON THIS MOVIE

Robinpower: {In lethal lava land} Best find the next ocean star, which is for some reason inside a volcano {Now inside the volcano} So it's you again

Blue mario: Leave, the star is mine or i'll need to fight you

Robinpower: You think you can beat me?

Blue mario: {runs towards robinpower} Show me what you have

Megaman765: {Mario voice, while a super smash bros 64 fight is showing} Hoo hoo! it's a me, mario! I'm-a just hit the filler for the smash brothers fight, since youtubers have to fight for shit! Hoo hoo!

Robinpower: {Falling on tiny-huge-island} For some reason l went to a giant island after losing a battle inside a volcano

Megaman765: {Robinpower is fired with the cannon, not landing where he wanted and falling, acting like this is canon} Unedited super mario 64 failure

green-brown youtuber: {on the desert map} Okay, you guys gotta go inside the pyramid to find the ocean star, i'll stay outside, I'm always like that

Megaman765: {Super mario 64 pyramid gameplay} Gaaaameeeeplaaaaaaay mooontaaaaaaaage {A diffferent youtuber in lethal lava land} Déjà vu {The youtuber now is inside the volcano, in front of the first star} really serious case of déjà vu

Youtuber: I heard something, is somebody there?

Grey mario: {Runs towards the youtuber} Yes there is

Megaman765: {a super smash bros 64 fight shows} Smash brothers fight!

Blue mario clones: Change displays with silver ocean, whoever the hell that is

Toad: Why do you guys keep getting plastic surgery to look like MARIO!?

Green-brown youtuber: Oh no, this messed up textures must mean some rushing... I better run! {Now higher on the bob-omb battlefield mountain} Oh no, those guys got that guy who had starfox in his username, tear

Youtuber: You can't do anything about it

Green-brown youtuber: Look behind you!

Youtuber: {looks back} Huh?

Green-brown youtuber: YOINK {runs away}

Talk between green brown youtuber and some other youtuber: Hey its me...Huh? what is it? Sheesh, lets go to your house first, then we'll talk

Green-brown youtuber: {Now inside the cool cool mountain house} The ocean cores are broken and its 4 guardian stars were out of the plot or damaged

Youtuber: what should we do?

Green-brown youtuber: We should do each oth-

Megaman765: I'M JUST GONNA STOP HERE BEFORE I MAKE A STUPID GAY JOKE. The end! {A title saying: Super mario 64: the stars of ultimate power shows} Super mario 64: The stars of ultimate power! by Megaman765! ....Oh yeah, i dont have a drama movie... Do i...? Well, Better get to work