"The Annoying Orange Remix - Hey Apple!" is a song remix of The Annoying Orange. The song is sung by Orange, all of his friends, and the red and blue unicorns from Charlie The Unicorn (however, the unicorns do not appear in the official music video version at all).

Lyrics

(The music starts playing.)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey, Apple!

APPLE: What?! (2)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: (Sticking his tongue out) Nung-nung-nung-nung-nung-nung! Nung-nung-nung-nung-nung-nung!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey, Apple!

APPLE: What?!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey, Apple!

APPLE: What is it?!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: "Orange" you glad I didn't say, "Apple" again? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey, Plumpkin!

PUMPKIN: What?!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey, Pear!

PEAR: Oh god...

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

PUMPKIN: Not really. Not really.

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Wanna see a trick?

PUMPKIN: Not really. (2)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: (burps) Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

PUMPKIN: (sarcastically) Yeah, that-- that's not even a trick.

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey Apple! Apple! Hey Apple! Apple, hey! Can you do 10 push-ups in 10 seconds? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Hey Apple! Apple! Hey Apple! Apple, hey! (spitting) Bweb-bweb, bweb-bweb-bweb... Bweb-bweb bweb-bweb.. Hey Apple! Apple! Hey Apple! Apple! Apple! Elephants are microwaves! (echoing) Are microwaves! Are microwaves! Hey Apple! Apple! Hey Apple! Apple, hey! You look fruity! You look fruity! Fruit, fruity! Fruity.. (in high-pitched voice) fruity!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: (in normal voice) Hey, Apple!

APPLE: What?! (2)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: (sticking his tongue out) Nung-nung-nung-nung-nung-nung! Nung-nung-nung-nung-nung-nung!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey, Apple!

APPLE: What?! (2)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey, Apple!

APPLE: What is it?!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: "Orange" you glad I didn't say, "Apple" again? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey, Plumpkin!

PUMPKIN: What?!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey, Pear!

PEAR: Oh god...

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

PUMPKIN: Not really. Not really.

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Wanna see a trick?

PUMPKIN: Not really. (2)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: (burps) Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha'!

PUMPKIN: (sarcastically) Yeah, that-- that's not even a trick.

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: (echoing) Whoa! (in normal voice) You're the biggest orange I've ever seen!

PUMPKIN: I'm not an orange.

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: (gasps) Yo'u must be my big brother!

PUMPKIN: I'm not your brother!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Yeah ya are! (2)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: I'm orange, you're orange; we're both oranges!

PUMPKIN: I'm not an orange, I'm a pumpkin!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey Plumpkin!

PUMPKIN: It's "Pumpkin!" (2)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Plumpkin!

PUMPKIN: "Pumpkin!" (2)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Can you touch your eyeball with your tongue?

PUMPKIN: No!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: You haven't even tried it yet! (2)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: (trying to touch eye with tongue) Almost!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey, Apple!

APPLE: What? (2)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: (sticking his tongue out) Nung-nung-nung-nung-nung-nung! Nung-nung-nung-nung-nung-nung!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey, Apple!

APPLE: What?!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey, Apple!

APPLE: What is it?!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: "Orange" you glad I didn't say, "Apple" again? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey, Plumpkin!

PUMPKIN: What?!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey, Pear!

PEAR: Oh god...

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

SANTA CLAUS: No!

PUMPKIN: No!

TOMATO: No!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: (making noise with lips)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey Apple! You're back!

TOMATO: No no no-no-no-no-no-no, I'm a tomato.

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: You're a "toe-may-toe"?

TOMATO: "Tomato."

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: "Toe-may-toe?"

TOMATO: "Tomato."

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Yeah, you're a vegetable.

TOMATO: I'm a fruit! (in a low, high-pitched voice) I'm a fruit!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Uh-uh! You're a vegetable; like a pumpkin!

TOMATO: (normal voice) Pumpkins are fruits, too, ya moron!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey, Apple!

TOMATO: I'm not an apple. (6)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey!

(The music stops, then starts again.)

BLUE UNICORN: Hey, Charlie, wake up!

PINK UNICORN: Yeah, Charlie! You silly sleepy-head, wake up! We're going to Candy Mountain! Come with us, Charlie!

BLUE UNICORN: Yeah, Charlie! It'll be an adventure!

(The music starts playing again.)

APPLE: For crying out loud! (2)

For crying out loud! (2)

Will you stop yammering for longer than 3 seconds?!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey--

APPLE: I can't even hear myself think!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey Apple!

APPLE: WHAT?!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Knife!

APPLE: Huh?!

(The knife slices Apple.)

APPLE: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! (2

(Remixes of the Annoying Orange saying, "Hey, Apple! Apple, Apple! Apple, hey!", and "La-la-la-la-la! La-la-la-la-la! Singing a song! La-la-la-la!" start playing in the background. Then, everyone goes down, and the song ends.)