TranscriptEdit

A title comes up, reading "The Archer Show", it drops to reveal Archer, who says "Boring!"

He introduces himself before talking about the leaves and the sticks and they're all dead, all dead, a-a-all dead.

He asks "What are dogs?" He says his dogs are Lucy and Bobby and Maisy and The Cat, whose name is Western.

He thanks the audience and kisses it goodbye.

NotesEdit

• This is the first, and described as being the 'Pilot' episode of The Archer Show.
• The theme music is change in later Archer Shows
• Archer's initial speech was similar to his in Brain Part 1
• Lucy, Bobby, Maisy and Western are all real.
• The Archer Show would go on into Archer on Daleks