The Only Pooh's Grand Adventure Poop Anyone Has Ever Made is a YouTube Poop by Raidmasterprod spoofing Pooh's Grand Adventure.
Part 1 :
Once upon the last f***ing day of a miserable summer, Christopher Robin has something to tell Pooh, but Pooh says it can wait forever and ever, since it's not something nice. Christopher Robin tries telling him that that's a long time, which Pooh refuses to believe, leading into a long argument.
One month later (don't ask me how), it's the first day of autumn, and Pooh, after fufilling his "hot chocolatey morning" by using the toilet, lands on a honey pot as he jumps out the door. He tries to find who it belongs to, decides to ask CR, but soon discovers that he's gone.
At Piglet's house, Pooh tries to get some answers, only to find Piglet at the top of a tree trying to conquer his fear of heights. Tigger arrives, and Piglet falls, leading to a massive acorn spill, destroying Eeyore's house and Rabbit's garden. Tigger tries to help Pooh with the honey pot, but after realizing that "honey makes Tiggers die" decides it's not his. Rabbit finds a note attached to it, but Pooh can't read, so Rabbit tries doing so, ultimately failing because it was written in Japanese, much to the amusement of some crazy Japanese guy, Tajomaru.
The group take the note to Owl, who determines that Christopher Robin has gone to a place called Skull. Pooh suggests they rescue Christopher Robin, calling him a "miserable piece of s**t" in the process, "to me" he adds. Everyone in the room is appauled by his selfishness, which he quickly apologises for. Owl gives them a map of the "Mushroom Kingdom," warns them of the threat of the "Skullasaurus," and sends them on their way.
Part 2 :
As Pooh and his friends enter the Mushroom Kingdom, they find Gutsman's @$$, an indicator that if they go any farther, they will die. They then hear a growl, determining first that it's Tajomaru's bomb, then that it's a Skullasaurus. They panic, and Pooh sends them every which way, annoying Rabbit, who soon takes over being the leader himself, after offering the position to Tajomaru, who refuses. He leads them into a "lovely meadow," which is really a creepy looking section of the woods, but Rabbit insists that no Skullasauruses would dare follow them in there. But then they hear another growl, which scares Piglet, causing them to be chased by an evil man named Roy Batty.
Piglet enters a seemingly peaceful meadow, where he spots a random face, who looks suspiciously like John Cleese. He soon finds many more of them, which soon seemingly take a liking to him. The rest of the group arrives and Roy Batty reveals that the faces are his "Faces of Evil." They soon kidnap Piglet. After some time, Pooh saves him. During that time, Rabbit goes to a bar and has one drink too many, staggering as he leads the group onward.
Roy Batty, meanwhile, realizing that the Faces of Evil failed to accomplish their goal, says that he'll have to kill Pooh and his friends.
Part 3 :
Rabbit ends up leading the group to all the places Christopher Robin isn't, but still refuses to realize that the map is a "f**king piece of s**t." Pooh points out that the Forbidden Mountains, where Christopher Robin is, are up ahead, but Rabbit insists that the way to there is another way, all because of the "official" map. This sign of stupidity causes Tajomaru to lead a rebellion against him, consisting of Zelda, Link, and himself. Rabbit, meanwhile, gets all hyper as colors flash on the screen. His hyperness causes him to accidentally rip the map on a tree branch.
Tigger decides to go after the part of the map that's flying away. He chases it to a fallen tree trunk suspended over a deep chasm. After many failed attempts at getting the map by bouncing up, the tree trunk cracks. Tigger wonders what's causing his tail to fail, and after mixing up his speech determines that it's "one of those days." The tree trunk then breaks apart, causing Tigger to fall (in a very cartoony manner). One half of the tree trunk lands in a narrower part of the chasm, where Tigger also lands.
The rest of the group catch up with him and tell him to bounce up so he can reach Pooh's arm. Pooh, however, also falls, and is only saved by the rest of the gang holding on to each other's limbs, with Eeyore hanging onto a loose root. Eeyore mumbles something and Tigger wonders what. Eeyore opens his mouth to speak, letting go of the root, revealing he said "ouch." The group falls down the chasm, causing Roy Batty to believe that they're dead. However, they land in a small stream of mud, causing Roy Batty to give his signature frown, and trying to give them a free sample of his super-freeze breath. Rabbit, however, quickly grabs the second half of the map (which has since floated down) and they quickly run away. At that moment, Tajomaru's rebellion against Rabbit arrives, and they get crushed by Roy Batty's Sourpuss Bread (or Super Freeze Bread, whatever you like to call it).
Part 4 :
Rabbit ends up cluelessly leading the group into a fog filled area. When he and the others are unsure of which way they should go, he attempts to find which way to go, but runs into a Shoop Da Whoop, a man shouting "Garbage day," who shoots a gun, and the Joker. Rabbit begins to lose confidence in himself, and, despite Pooh's idea that he should "shove the map up his ugly @$$," decides to rest in a nearby cave for the night.
Later that night, Rabbit is awakened by Mama Luigi. He then looks outside the cave to see Pooh marching around, singing he has a "Jar of Dirt," even though it's really a jar of honey. Rabbit puts a blanket over Pooh and goes back to sleep.
Even later, Piglet wakes up, and sees something scary (if you want to see what it is, check out the video, I'm not mentioning it here). He runs to the rest of the gang and starts blabbering nonsense before finally planting a kiss on Pooh (wink, wink) and saying "Skull." They look up to find the Skull of Yoshi. The only way to get in there, it seems, is to go through a deep, dark cave. Piglet insists that they don't know what they'll find. Then they hear a growl, and Eeyore says that they know what's going to find them, but apparently the rest of them really don't as it takes them three months to decide, and they keep guessing stuff that isn't going to find them (and Roy Batty, which Eeyore says "no" to even though he most likely will find them). Finally, Piglet says "The Skullasaurus," Eeyore says "yes," and everyone heads into the cave.
Part 5 :
Inside the Skull of Yoshi, Pooh suggests that the group split up, so they can find Christopher Robin a lot quicker. This turns out to be a bad idea though, as Eeyore falls down an exploding bridge of rocks and gets his head stuck in a log, Piglet trips on some pebbles and lands on Eeyore, who starts to run crazily through the place, and Tigger and Rabbit just start running around insane, with Tigger running into Batman on the way. Tigger, Rabbit, Piglet, and Eeyore all meet up in an icy area, and then notice the "Roybattyasaurus" in front of them, as well as over 9000 Faces of Evil. Rabbit mentions chocolate in a fit of fear, causing Roy Batty to go insane. Pooh, who was behind some crystals when this happened, overhears it and falls down a slope, screaming as he does so, causing the rest of the group to believe he has been killed. Pooh lands between some crystals, and with the positions he is wedged into them, suddenly starts believing that he's Fat Albert.
The rest of the group make it to the Eye of the Skull of Yoshi, but can't find a way to get up there. Then, Tajomaru, who it turns out survived the incident with Roy Batty's Sourpuss Bread, appears, and tries to apologise for trying to kill Rabbit. He also tells them that there really is no Skullasaurus when they inform him that they think Pooh was eaten by one. But just at that moment, Roy Batty appears. After Tajomaru insults him, Roy Batty threatens to kill Tajomaru.
Part 6 :
Picking up from the last part, Roy Batty's stomach suddenly rumbles, and he tells Tigger, Piglet, Rabbit, and Eeyore what he's going to do: eat lotsa spaghetti for dinner, go to Egypt, return from Egypt, give them a few seconds, go to his Super Space Station, eat MOAR spaghetti, hagcowefudasusfigmingoin, and take a s**t while running at full speed. Tajomaru says that the late George Carlin said it was impossible, but Roy Batty persists. Since Tajomaru has now learned that Rabbit DID mention chocolate to Roy Batty, he takes back his apology and heads off to bomb some superbabies, not revealing his undoubtedly awesome plan to get to the Eye of the Skull of Yoshi.
Rabbit decides he needs to figure out a plan all by himself, after realizing that the map was a "f**king piece of s**t." He doesn't think he can at first, but says afterwards that he'll try for Pooh. Pooh, who is watching from his crystal imprisonment, reminds Rabbit that he's Fat Albert (or so he thinks).
After forming an unsucessful plan, Rabbit eventually decides to let Tigger bounce Piglet to a high ledge, where Piglet will toss down a vine, which they will climb up to get to the eye. Tigger at first doesn't think he can make the bounce, but decides to try for Pooh, who once again has to remind someone that he's Fat Albert (or so he thinks).
Tigger gets ready to bounce, but farts just before it and misses his target. Eventually, Piglet makes it up to the vine, but due to his fear of heights, covers his eyes by closing them and putting his ears and hands over them. It takes him a while to remove them, but he eventually does so and tosses down the vine, sliding down it to get back down. Pooh watches, and manages to wiggle his way out of the crystals, only to fall down a spiral slope.
As Piglet finally comes back down, he wonders what Roy Batty's up to. At that moment, we cut to Roy Batty (in his floating Space Station, which is a floating head) eating spaghetti in a very rude way. He recieves news from someone that "Fat Boy 2" is finished, to which he laughes maniacally.
Part 7 :
Pooh (apparently now having realized that he isn't Fat Albert), lands in a deep part of the Skull of Yoshi, and tries to go back up by unleashing his secret power of super speed and becoming "Winnie the Sonic the Poohhog." It doesn't work however, and Pooh ends up going through the stages of being trapped: mindless babbling (he says something about building a toilet out of a 16 ton weight), despair (he believes he shall have to stay where he is forever), auditory hallucinations (he hears the Head On announcer and Robotnik screaming "PINGAS" out of nowhere), emotional breakdown (pretty self explanatory), spiritual revelation (he starts to believe that Christopher Robin is still with him, despite the fact that they're apart), and companionship (Link suddenly joins him).
Meanwhile, Tigger, Piglet, Rabbit, and Eeyore manage to make it into the Eye of the Skull of Yoshi. Just then, Roy Batty arrives to kill them, but then, Batman shows up. Roy Batty throws Faces of Evil at him, but to no avail, and falls down a pit. Christopher Robin appears then, and Tigger tries to impress him with a big bounce, only to go through the roof. Rabbit (now having gotten the flu because of Piglet) tells Christopher Robin that he's a fart smeller, which he thinks is smart.
Meanwhile, up in space, Tigger, who managed to bounce up there when he went through the roof, is noticed by an astronauts before he heads back down.
Back on Earth, Christopher Robin tells everyone that he was at Gotham the whole time. Just at that moment, Tigger comes back down, landing on Rabbit's Head. Piglet is still confused, still thinking that the note he gave Pooh said they should worry about him because he was going far away. Christopher Robin removes some honey from the note, clearing it up a bit. The note actually tells them that they shouldn't worry about him, even though he's going far away. Christopher Robin also reveals that he's Robin (the sidekick of Batman). After seeing that Pooh helped himself to his "poop honey" (when Pooh landed on the pot, he pooped in it) he begins to ask where Pooh is.
We cut back to Pooh, who has now reached stage 84: hunger. He considers sharing his honey with Link, but his selfish side comes up again, making him want more for himself. Then, Roy Batty falls down and crushes Link. When Roy Batty's head comes off, it's revealed he was actually a false Roy Batty. Pooh, scared, walks backward into the 'Bat Honey Pot.' He notices it and starts to lean in to eat from it. The honey pot is then reeled up by Christopher Robin. Once it's all the way up, Christopher Robin starts knocking on it, but Pooh tells him to wait a minute. However, he doesn't come out for nine hours (since one hungry Pooh minute is nine human hours). When he comes out, he sees Christopher Robin in a Robin outfit. Batman calls them to the Batmobile, where they meet up with the rest of the gang. The Batmobile then crashes through the Skull of Yoshi.
Once everyone is out, Pooh notices that the Skull of Yoshi looks smaller than it originally did. Tigger adds that it also originally looked "a whole lot gayer," but they let it slide. Then, Pooh starts to sing about how everything is perfect now that Christopher Robin's back, but then notices something to which everyone reacts in fear to.
Part 8 :
What Pooh saw turns out to be Roy Batty's Super Space Station, from which he plans to kill everyone. Piglet then notices a note from Batman saying that he saw the bat signal and must return to Gotham. Christopher Robin has gone with him. Pooh then thinks of what to do, running away from the action. He runs to "Mmmm Mart," where he is heard buying stuff from Morshu.
Back at the fight, Roy Batty figures that with Pooh out of the way, he can freeze everyone with his ice lazar. He starts to fire it, but then, Rabbit, who expected it to hit him, opens his eyes to find it deflected by Tajomaru, who's holding a giant mirror. He deflects it back at Roy Batty's Super Space Station and freezes it. Rabbit asks why he saved them, and Tajomaru tells him that he couldn't find any superbabies to bomb, and then he felt like he made a mistakes abandoning everyone, and when he saw Roy Batty's ship, he grabbed a giant mirror and did his thing. Then he realizes that since he's saved then, Pooh won't be able to do anything. But just then, the Super Space Station unfreezes. Pooh then comes back holding a giant bag. Everyone else watches him build something, which turns out to be a teleporter. He then opens his bag, releasing Fred Figglehorn, who starts to get teleported, screaming as he does so.
Up at the Super Space station, Roy Batty starts plotting his next move, when suddenly he is joined by Fred. Fred annoys him so much that the Super Space Station starts to skake and finally falls to the ground.
Just then, we cut to the Soldier (from Team Fortress 2), who it turns out was telling this story the entire time as stand-up comedy. He concludes by saying "And from that day forward, anytime a bunch of animals are together in one place, it's called a ZOO. Unless it's a FARM." Homer Simpson, who happens to be in the audience, says he thinks it's boring, and proceeds to call everyone in YouTube a giant f**ker. "Especially YOU," he says, pointing to the person (or people) watching the video. The screen then fades out and the video ends.
- From 2011-2012, it was avaliable in one 55 minute long YTP before it was taken down due to Copyright.
- It took Raidmasterprod from the summer of 2008 to the early fall of 2010 to make all eight parts of this. He basically just made it up as he went.
- Raidmasterprod mistaken Roy Batty's line "Have a free sample of my Super Freeze Breath" as "Super Freeze Bread," thus the addition of the Sourpuss Bread.
- A Special Edition is expected soon.