Tig Ol' Bitties

Them Tig Ol' Bitties
Video #11
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User:	Yourfavoritemartian
Date Added:	June 15,2011
Length:	3:52
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Category:	ytm tig ol bitties her bewbs mightbe fake but beeyotch ain't got a penis
Tags:	ytm tig ol bitties bewbs might be fake but at least beeyotch has no penis
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Tig ol bitties is the eleventh song by yourfavoritemartain.

Story

Ray asks a girl with large breasts to the prom, and finds out she stuffs her shirt.

Lyrics

(Your Favorite Martian)

It was the first day,back to school,

cuttin' up in class,

actin' like a fool,

Friends were rollin' in

we started talkin' about the summer,

Deejay saw "Twilight",

(Deejay)

Bummer!

(Your Favorite Martian)

I Spoke up, and I asked my firends,

(Young Your Favorite Martion)

Are there any new girl? Nines or tens?

Hopin' a few hotties came from other cities

Then here comes a girl with Tig Ol'Bitties.

I Can't believe my eyes!

In a contest they'd win first prize

Double D guarentee,i was checkin' the size,

its like two beachballs and a shirt desguise,

Or Earth and Mars havin' some fun,

I take that back,its like two of the sun!

But at this point, I let my mind run,

and drifted off thinking about those tig ol'bitties,

[Chorus]

Ha! (Tig Ol'Bitties!)

Mount Fuji brought its twin(Tig Ol'Bitties!)

Two melons in a shirt!(Tig Ol'Bitties!)

I put books in my lap(Tig Ol'Bitties!)

Head Bobbing as she walks!(Tig Ol'Bitties)

Oh My God!(Tig Ol'Bitties)

Ti-ti-ti-tig ol'bitties!(x7)

Keep trippin' in class,cause her dang ol' boobs in that little white shirt,

Boobs having a fiesta,

Then in science we were messin with test tubes,Couldn't take my eyes of the new girls chest, Boobs!

Wasn't paying attention,got busted,had to serve detention,

In biology,we talked about bee's, the best kind of bees,

Boobies!

I Cant believe my eyes!

I hold a poker face to her two-of-a-kind,

Every step her breasts get redefined,

I making my move, I'm thinking its time!

Oh Snap!

I'm gonna ask her to prom,

in my head she responds:"your the bomb!"

Feeling nervous, I counted to three,

"I like your boobs,go to prom with me?"

[Chorus]

Ha!(Tig Ol'Bitties!)

King Kong boobs!(Tig Ol'Bitties!)

Great tracks of land!(Tig Ol'Bitties!)

They're like my balls!(Tig Ol'Bitties!)

They're real big!(Tig Ol'Bitties)

Oh My God!(Tig Ol'Bitties)

Ti-ti-ti-tig ol'bitties!(x7)

She said yes, so I'm getting ready, stain on my shirt, mom's spaghetti,

I pick her up I'm pretty sure, that she would let me motorboat like br-br-br!

I tried to cop a feel when we got to school, she was like:

"No touching, that's the rule!"

Principal walks up on the scene,

"Its time to anounce prom king and queen!

Your favorite martian and Tig Ol'Bitties,

Congratulations on winning!"

Time slowed down and she jumped for joy,

Out of her dress, came something more,

Tissues flew and rained from the sky,

"Oh my god! You stuff your shirt!??!"

Your favorite martian in a world of hurt!

Awwww. Fake ol'bitties!

[Chorus]

Wow! (Fake ol'bitties!)

Your breaking my heart with Fake ol'bitties!

Crushin' my dreams with Fake ol'bitties!

I Can't believe it (Fake ol'bitties)

You really suck! (Fake Ol'Bitties)

I can't believe you would do that! (Fake ol'bitties)

Fa-fa-fake ol'bitties(Why would you do that!? Trying to get everyones attention!? Those aren't boobs! THEY'RE LIES!!.......LIES I TELL YOU.....But, uh...I'm still down to making out....If you want to come back with me...You know what? Never mind.)

Notes

• There is a verse about deejay seeing "Twilight" which came out in 2008, which says that this song took place during the bands highschool year.
• You can see the band as kids in this song,except for the drummer (Axle).
• The tags are referencing Transphobic Techno/B*tch got a p*nis
• The description says there are three references:
  • The first is Monty Python, the line that says 'Great tracks of land
  • Then there is a reference to Lose Yourself by Eminem 'Mom's Spaghetti'
  • The last is a reference to Family Guy 'They're not boobs! They're lies!'

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