WKUK - Recklessly Irresponsible TV is the twentieth uploaded video by Whitest Fan U' Know on March 1, 2008.

Transcript

• NARRATOR: {A young child named Billy Matherson is seen playing with a ringing fire engine} Billy Matherson was a mild-mannered {Billy looks up and rubs his chin} eight-year old boy until one day, {A fork is shown held up in front of a electric socket} he stuck a fork in an electric socket {Billy sticks the fork inside and gets electrecuted}...and became... {screen blows up with a picture of the child in a super-hero costume and the logo for Electro Boy to the left} Electro Boy!

{Billy is seen doing several fighting moves while shooting electricity out of his hands}

• SINGER: Electro Boy! Save the universe! / Electro Boy! Beating the enemy!

{A test pattern appears onscreen with the words "We apologise. We have pulled this program due to its reckless irresponsibility. ... Another program will begin shorty." inside}

{Another young child named Teddy is depicted sitting on a bench with his backpack and a soccer ball}

• TEDDY: I'm so bored.

• NARRATOR: {A red car is seen driving by the bench} Teddy was having the most boooring afternoon. {the car stops by the bench} Until he met the coolest stranger ever! {car door opens revealing a man wearing orange glasses}

• STRANGER: Hey kid. You wanna go for a ride? {picks up some candy out of the right front-seat and drops it} There's some candy in it for you.

{The child is seen in the right-front seat as the stranger opens up the candy for him and they drive away while the logo for My Secret Friend pops up}

• SINGER: Saturdays can be so much fun when you need a new secret friend!

{A test pattern appears onscreen with the words "We apologise. We have pulled this program due to its reckless irresponsibility. ... Another program will begin shorty." inside}

• OLDER CHILD: {Coming around a stair-case} Man, that babysitter is sooo hot. I totally wanna makeout with her.

• YOUNGER CHILD: Yeah, but she doesn't make out with little kids like us.

{Pans to a shot of the babysitter sitting on the coach talking on the phone}

• OLDER CHILD: {Pulls out a roll of duct-tape} But what if we forced her to?

{A test pattern appears onscreen with the words "We apologise. We have pulled this program due to its reckless irresponsibility. ... Another program will begin shorty." inside}

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