Transcript

Ganon: Zelda, Duke Onkled is under attack by the evil forces of Mr. Volcano. I'm going to Gamelon to aid him. Ganon.

Zelda: But, what if something happens to you?

Ganon: I will take the birds to protect me. If you don't here from me in a month, send Link.

[bell ringing sound]

King Harkinian: I wonder what's for dinner.

Link: Oh boy! I'm so hungry, I can eat an Ocktorok.

Impa: I could eat spaghetti!

Link: Octorok!

Impa: Spaghetti!

Link: Octorok!

Impa: Spaghetti!

Link: Octorok! Octorok! Octorock!

Impa: Spaghetti! Spaghetti! Spaghetti!

Link: (fast and in high pitched voice) Youmustdie!!!!

King Harkinian: Enough.

The Guard: How about the heads?

King Harkinian: NO!!!

The Guard: How about the Dodongos?

King Harkinian: NO!!!

The Guard: How about an Octorok?

Link: Yeah.

King Harkinian: NO!!!

Zelda: How about the birds?

King Harkinian: Yeah!

Link: Great!!

Gwonam: No! Not my birds! They are beautiful!!

Link: Golly!

Zelda: [sighs] A whole month gone, and still no dinner.

Link: I'm so hungry, I could eat the king!!

[Stupid face king]

King Harkinian: I'm so hungry, I could eat Link!

[Stupid face Link]

Gwonam: It is written, only Link can eat Zelda and the King.

Link: Great! I can't wait to eat Zelda and the King.

[waits]

Link: How about eating you for dinner?!

Zelda: You've GOT to be kidding.

[Zelda turns around and pouts]

Gwonam: It is writen, YOU MUST eat Zelda and the King, or else you will DIE.

Link: I:). MMMMMMMMMMMMM!!! I'm simpy famished!!!

Zelda: Nooo-ooooooooo!!!!

Link: MMMMMMmm mmm!! It tastes like a diara!!!! Perhaps just one more?

Ganon: Well done link!! Zelda and the king are for dinner. Look, already Hyrule is returning for harmony!

Gwonam: It is written, only Link can eat Ganon for dinner.

[Ganons face]

Ganon: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

[Link eats ganon]

Link: I won!

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