|Date Added:||9 June 2008|
|Description:|| Many, many people have asked me to poop Little Cars, so I did. No fancy Flash effects, just sentence mixing.
This one isn't very long, but I didn't have much to work with. Also, the lip sync was as bad in the original as it is in the poop.
|Tags:||pixar little cars ytp youtube you tube poop ripoff walrusguy walrus guy|
Purple Car: Hey! You disappeared! I was looking for you this morning, Cruise.
Purple Car: Oh I get it. You wanna be mysterious now. You bastard!
Cruise: Look who's talking. I couldn't find you anywhere!
Purple Car: I was watching the rapist!
Cruise: Oh really?
Purple Car: Yeah! You should've been there, Cruise! You can see everything! I loved it!
Cruise: I thought you hate that kind of thing!
Purple Car: It was bad... You missed out.
(Purple Car stares at Cruise)
Purple Car: My uncle thinks you're the fastest car that ever worked for him!
Cruise: Did he really say that?
Purple Car: He said you could rape me, but you have to believe in yourself to make it happen!
Taxi: Oh, Cruise, there you are! I need you to fly! I'm depending on you to fly!
Taxi: What the frak, kid?
(Purple Car disappears)
Purple Car: I disappeared!