His rear end can and probably will ruin your whole day.
|Date Added:||1 June 2008|
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- (The scene opens with Tails, who is holding a hot dog.)
- Miles "Tails" Prower: Gee! I'd sure like to see your buttcrack!
- (The scene cuts to Sonic, who is wearing a chef's outfit and has finally taken his gloves off.)
- Sonic the Hedgehog: Nope. My rear can ruin your whole day! I'll whip up my sh(bleep)t special.
- (Sonic skewers a sausage and puts it in a hot dog bun. The sausage yells in pain when this happens. Sonic then squirts a brown substance onto the hot dog. The camera pans out to reveal Sonic spooning in more of this substance from a bucket labeled "POO.")
- Dr. Eggman Robotnik: Sonic! Can I see your butt?
- (Sonic takes a long pause to think.)
- Sonic the Hedgehog: No.
- Dr. Eggman Robotnik: COME ON, YOU BEAUTIFUL HEDGEHOG!!
- (Coconuts stares at Dr. Robotnik.)
- Dr. Eggman Robotnik: You have to show me that magnificent butt!
- Sonic the Hedgehog: This is ridiculous!
- Dr. Eggman Robotnik: You are correct.
- (Robotnik looks around in fear and grunts.)
- Dr. Eggman Robotnik: What's wrong with me?!
- (The scene then cuts to Sonic zooming into the view of the camera.)
- Sonic the Hedgehog: Kids, do you like my rear?
- (The scene cuts to a crowd of live-action children.)
- Children: YES!
- Woman: Yeah...
- (The scene cuts back to Sonic.)
- Sonic the Hedgehog: That's no good!
- (The scene then cuts to a little girl with a purple rabbit.)
- Girl: Really? Why not?
- (Sonic's butt is shown with a "DUN DUUUNN" sound played. His butt is a hairy human butt with a band-aid on his right buttcheek.)