Transcript

• (The scene opens with Tails, who is holding a hot dog.)
• Miles "Tails" Prower: Gee! I'd sure like to see your buttcrack!
• (The scene cuts to Sonic, who is wearing a chef's outfit and has finally taken his gloves off.)
• Sonic the Hedgehog: Nope. My rear can ruin your whole day! I'll whip up my sh(bleep)t special.
• (Sonic skewers a sausage and puts it in a hot dog bun. The sausage yells in pain when this happens. Sonic then squirts a brown substance onto the hot dog. The camera pans out to reveal Sonic spooning in more of this substance from a bucket labeled "POO.")
• Dr. Eggman Robotnik: Sonic! Can I see your butt?
• (Sonic takes a long pause to think.)
• Sonic the Hedgehog: No.
• Dr. Eggman Robotnik: COME ON, YOU BEAUTIFUL HEDGEHOG!!
• (Coconuts stares at Dr. Robotnik.)
• Dr. Eggman Robotnik: You have to show me that magnificent butt!
• Sonic the Hedgehog: This is ridiculous!
• Dr. Eggman Robotnik: You are correct.
• (Robotnik looks around in fear and grunts.)
• Dr. Eggman Robotnik: What's wrong with me?!
• (The scene then cuts to Sonic zooming into the view of the camera.)
• Sonic the Hedgehog: Kids, do you like my rear?
• (The scene cuts to a crowd of live-action children.)
• Children: YES!
• Woman: Yeah...
• (The scene cuts back to Sonic.)
• Sonic the Hedgehog: That's no good!
• (The scene then cuts to a little girl with a purple rabbit.)
• Girl: Really? Why not?
• (Sonic's butt is shown with a "DUN DUUUNN" sound played. His butt is a hairy human butt with a band-aid on his right buttcheek.)