Elmo's Potty Time is a Youtube Poop. Elmo attempts to teach everyone about potty training, but quickly gets angry and starts insulting everyone around him.
(Elmo's Potty Time appears on the screen.)
Elmo: Just a minute!
(Several sounds of Elmo going to the bathroom are heard)
Narrator: We're experiencing technical difficulties. Elmo must have had too many beans again ROFL
King Harkinian: Enough.
(Elmo comes out of the bathroom)
Elmo: There. Elmo will be right out! Oh it's you! Hi! Oh Elmo's sorry to keep you waiting. Elmo was just using the toilet. Do you use the toilet or the potty?
Dr.Rabbit: Oh no no no no no.
King Harkinian: Hmm...
Link: Yeah! Crap! They know my secret!
Zelda: You've got to be kidding me.
Elmo: Well, if you don't yet, then someday you will!
Mario: Who cares?
Dr. Rabbit: Oh no!
Link: It sure is boring.
Gwonamm: There's no time.
King Harkinian: I wonder what's for dinner.
Elmo: You are stupid, you are stupid, and don't forget, you are stupid!
(The characters Elmo talked to look at him at stunned silence)
(346 minutes later)
Elmo: Elmo doesn't need a diaper anymore! Now, when Elmo gets the feeling he has to go, Elmo puts his poopoo and peepee right in the king's floors!
King Harkinian: *gasps*
King Harkinian: Elmo, you scrub all the floors.
Elmo: Elmo no scrub floors. Elmo eat the king's dinner.
Elmo's Dad: That's my boy!
King Harkinian: GRAAARGGHHH!!!!
(Elmo looks at the king terrified)
King Harkinian: You must scrub all the floors or else you will die!
Elmo: Ok ok! Don't be such a nag!
Narrator: And so Elmo joined the not so elite group that the king made scrub his floors. ROFL
(Much, much, much, later.)
Elmo: (bleep) Tiffany! You're a bunch of (bleep)
Elmo: Hi everybody!
Gordon: Hello Elmo! What's going on? You're out for a ride?
Elmo: Well Elmo was talking to Elmo's friends about learning to use liquor.
Baby Bear: Ah! A very big conversation around the bear household lately!
Gordon: Ah I guess it is.
Elmo: She wears diapers! You see, Curly Bear is a very stupid girl!
Curly Bear: *cries*
Baby Bear: How dare you!
(Several sounds of someone getting beaten up are heard)
Narrator: Sheesh! Seems like Elmo can't keep his mouth shut. Well, that'll teach him :P
Narrator: And it's another one of Elmo's stupid songs. I know it sucks, but listen to the end, you won't be disappointed.
Grover: Funk you!
(Elmo and Grover sing Accidents Happen).
Grover: Accidents happen!
(Record scratches Grover farts and an "Oh, my!" is heard.)
Narrator: It looks like Grover had a lil accident ROFL
Elmo: Ha ha!
Grover: YOU MUST DIE!
(several gunshot noises are heard and "The End appears)