Transcript

{the text "NICHOLAS WALSTROM PRESENTS" appears on the screen along with a light which flies around. "A YOUTUBE POOP" appears. Then in bigger text "LINK GETS CANCER" appears on the screen}

LINK: Gee, it sure burns when I pee.

ZELDA: {confused} What?

LINK: {says louder} IT BURNS! when I pee.

ZELDA: Impa.

IMPA: The Triforce of Wisdom promises that {in a man's voice} Link got prostate cancer.

{Zelda with her mouth edited to make her look like she's gasping}

ZELDA: {Link has a interesting smile. At the same time it pauses a few.} Great!

NARRARATOR: {a demonstration picture of prostate cancer is covering the triforce} And it's advanced.

{Zelda with her mouth edited to make her look like she's gasping}

LINK: {Link has a interesting smile. At the same time it pauses a few.} Grea--

NARRARATOR: {a picture of a skull with the words "DEATH" under it appears} And you're going to die.

LINK: {Link has a interesting smile. At the same time it pauses a few.} F{bleeps out}uck.

KING OF KYRULE: {the King thinks and says:} How can we help?

GWONAM: {Gwonam pulls out a map with an unknown language on it} It is written: only BELGIAN WAFFLES!! can defeat prostate cancer.

KING OF HYRULE: I'm going to Gamelon to find {a drawn mouth appears over his} BELGIAN WAFFLES!!

KING OF HYRULE: If you don't here from me in a second Link will die.

LINK: Oh boy! I can't wait to {goes to a different voice} pee spaghetti!

{the words "ONE MONTH LATER" appear and then fade away into dust}

KING OF HYRULE: GIVE ME ALL THE BELGIAN WAFFLES I CAN GET WITH THIS MONEY!!

LADY: Okay. {cuts a fish in half}

{the words "LATER STILL" appear and then fade way into dust}

PURPLE FAIRY: {flies by Link's face} You're doing great Link,

PINK FAIRY: {flies by Link's face} you're our hero.

PURPLE AND PINK FAIRIES: {both move their wands to make a heart shape} Here's some belgian waffles! {for a split second you can see the pink fairy head towards the screen}

{the words "STILL LATER STILL" appear}

LINK: {turns around and pats his hair} What happened?

ZELDA: {waves her hair around} Nothing Link, we just about to have {voice changes and zooms out revealing that the King has his hand on Zelda's shoulder} prostate exams.

GWONAM: {waves his hand around the script repeatedly} It is written: only Link can {voice changes} give the King {voice changes once more} regular prostate exams.

LINK: Great! I'll grab my stuff!

THE KING OF HYRULE AND ZELDA: {laughter}

{the following credits appear: Video Footage
Wand of Gamelon
Link: The Faces of Evil

Other Sounds
XPlay
Super Milk Chan
Robot Chicken
Super Mario Advance

Opening
Get it on with a
Doppleganger

"In a second"
Shut Me Up

Closing
Drugs are Like That

Also, there's a sound clip
from Don Hertsfeldt's
Rejected. I almost forgot.}