Youtube Poop: Pride Patties is a popular YouTube Poop, by CaptainOhYeah.

Transcript

Warning! This poop is rated 17+ for strong language and violence. If curse words are censored, they aren't censored in the poop.

Scottish guy: LOOK WHAT I GOT, UNDER ME KILT! (CD-i Link head is on his crotch)

(youtube poop logo apeers)

Mr.Krabs: 36 Days without sex!

Starving Guy: No... food...3 days

Mr. Krabs: Hold on me bucko, food on the way Eh!, you got money?!

Starving Guy: No.

Mr. Krabs: Spongebob,,kill this man!

(Spongebob walks in with a plate that has a grenade on it).

Starving Guy: Ah Crap!

Fred: Tom! (grenade blows up)

Tom: Fred! Do you want to eat at The Krusty Krab? (head falls from the sky)

Fred:Nah, let's go to The Shell Shack, they have a F*cking dog!

Tom:Great! Say, what's a dog?

Mr.Krabs:*Gasp!* Money no ba-ba!DIE!

(16 seconds later apper on screen for half a second)

Mr.krabs:I NEED AN IDEA!

Spongebob: Mr. Krabs, I have an idea

mr.krabs:what in the name of AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA!Are you whating for?Tell me!(x5)

spoongebob:Dont bother sitting down because you will just s**t yourself when you see this!TA-DA!

mr.krabs:That patty is spoiled!(burns the green patty,then burns spongebob)

spongebob:Pretty patties!availble in six designers colors!

mr.krabs & squidward:(laughs)

mr.krabs:whats next?Seamonic milkshakes?

spongebob:No

squidward:Freanchtie,bowfrys?

Spongebob:NO!I'll show you!ill make my own resturaunt(runs out the door,then comes back,then run out again)

mr.krabs & squidward:(laughing)

(16 more seconds later appers on screen)

Spongebob:Patrick,are you angry too?

patrick:yea!

spongebob:whats the madder?

patrick:Four-jen.whats your problem?

spongebob:I have guiaah

patrick: Me too!THATS GREAT1

Spongebob: Are you ready for the big rush, Patrick?

Patrick: (puts pants down)

Spongebob: Customers will be lining up when we are open. I'm ready!

(a remix-like thing of spongebob saying im ready)

Spongebob: Patrick! I'm scared

Patrick: Then im going in for ya! (Goes in and out of Spongebob's head, then a Ear Rape, moment).

(some guy see whats going on)

Guy: (laughs)

Spongebob: Mr. Krabs was right!what am im going to do with all of these???(pulls out pretty patties)

Guy: Hey, is that one purple?

Spongebob: No!

Guy: Purple is mah favorite coor! (Takes bite) This is bad!

(Guy talks in fast speed, then blows up)

END OF PRIDE PATTIES.

(You guys really fucked up this trascript - Love, CaptainOhYeah)

Notes

• This is a poop on the spongebob squarepants episode "Pretty Hype" From season 2.
• The description is refrencing the fact that the poop got 5,000,000+ views, it used to be 'Man, you guise is whack'.