A poop of the spongebob episode Pretty Patties Stand
|Date Added:||May 2, 2009|
|Description:||Remember when 5,000,000 views on Youtube used to mean something?|
|Category:||Pets & Animals|
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Youtube Poop: Pride Patties is a popular YouTube Poop, by CaptainOhYeah.
Warning! This poop is rated 17+ for strong language and violence. If curse words are censored, they aren't censored in the poop.
Scottish guy: LOOK WHAT I GOT, UNDER ME KILT! (CD-i Link head is on his crotch)
(youtube poop logo apeers)
Mr.Krabs: 36 Days without sex!
Starving Guy: No... food...3 days
Mr. Krabs: Hold on me bucko, food on the way Eh!, you got money?!
Starving Guy: No.
Mr. Krabs: Spongebob,,kill this man!
(Spongebob walks in with a plate that has a grenade on it).
Starving Guy: Ah Crap!
Fred: Tom! (grenade blows up)
Tom: Fred! Do you want to eat at The Krusty Krab? (head falls from the sky)
Fred:Nah, let's go to The Shell Shack, they have a F*cking dog!
Tom:Great! Say, what's a dog?
Mr.Krabs:*Gasp!* Money no ba-ba!DIE!
(16 seconds later apper on screen for half a second)
Mr.krabs:I NEED AN IDEA!
Spongebob: Mr. Krabs, I have an idea
mr.krabs:what in the name of AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA!Are you whating for?Tell me!(x5)
spoongebob:Dont bother sitting down because you will just s**t yourself when you see this!TA-DA!
mr.krabs:That patty is spoiled!(burns the green patty,then burns spongebob)
spongebob:Pretty patties!availble in six designers colors!
mr.krabs & squidward:(laughs)
mr.krabs:whats next?Seamonic milkshakes?
Spongebob:NO!I'll show you!ill make my own resturaunt(runs out the door,then comes back,then run out again)
mr.krabs & squidward:(laughing)
(16 more seconds later appers on screen)
Spongebob:Patrick,are you angry too?
spongebob:whats the madder?
patrick:Four-jen.whats your problem?
spongebob:I have guiaah
patrick: Me too!THATS GREAT1
Spongebob: Are you ready for the big rush, Patrick?
Patrick: (puts pants down)
Spongebob: Customers will be lining up when we are open. I'm ready!
(a remix-like thing of spongebob saying im ready)
Spongebob: Patrick! I'm scared
Patrick: Then im going in for ya! (Goes in and out of Spongebob's head, then a Ear Rape, moment).
(some guy see whats going on)
Spongebob: Mr. Krabs was right!what am im going to do with all of these???(pulls out pretty patties)
Guy: Hey, is that one purple?
Guy: Purple is mah favorite coor! (Takes bite) This is bad!
(Guy talks in fast speed, then blows up)
END OF PRIDE PATTIES.
(You guys really fucked up this trascript - Love, CaptainOhYeah)
- This is a poop on the spongebob squarepants episode "Pretty Hype" From season 2.
- The description is refrencing the fact that the poop got 5,000,000+ views, it used to be 'Man, you guise is whack'.