Transcript

{the logo for Super Mario World appears and then fades away. Later the text "THE ONLY MAMA LUIGI POOP ANYONE HAS EVER MADE written by PHIL HARNAGE" appears over a scene with cartoony mountains and fades away. It later zooms into Luigi's house}

YOSHI: {Luigi is carrying Yoshi to bed} Why Luigi have to tell Yoshi bedtime story so soon?

LUIGI: Well like they say in brooklyn: {stays still and shouts HELP for a long period of time) {puts Yoshi into bed}

YOSHI: Tell how Luigi find worms ad princess tell worms bedtime story and Yoshi eat Luigi and princess eat bad medicine and princess {changes voice} DIE.

LUIGI: Okay, okay. Well it all started when Mario--

YOSHI: {laughter}

{Luigi has an annoyed look on his face}

YOSHI: {snoring}

LUIGI: {puts covers over Yoshi} Good night Yoshi, bebebebebe.

YOSHI: {opens eyes} Tell Yoshi bad story now.

LUIGI: Okay, okay. Wait, we banished Mario and Princess Toadstool from the dinosaur world and I found myself face to face with a fire-sumo!

{fire-sumo stomps on the ground and makes a crack}

LUIGI: {fals down the large crack} Gyaaaaah! I fell for {changes voice} a second.

YOSHI: Oh, {changes voice} a second long time.

LUIGI: Well, it seemed like {changes voice once more} a second. I was falling, nothing below me, but boiling lava! {falls into lava} I DIE.

{Yoshi has a weird look on his face}

LUIGI: Wait. {put his finger up to his chin and pauses for a few} A skull raft came by, I DIE.

YOSHI: Luigi no DIE.

LUIGI: {goes to pick up a small egg falling from the sky} How'd you know.

YOUNG YOSHI: Hello there. {Luigi farts}

YOSHI: Hahaha, Luigi farts.

LUIGI: Yeah, well I didn't think it was so fu{bleeping sound}cking funny.

{flashes back}

LUIGI: {two dinosaurs walk up and start making noises} *gulp* Hi, looking for your baby? {holds up Yoshi and he poops a brick}

LUIGI: {dinosaurs start chasing him} No no, whoah, {jumps onto a monster} oh! Yo! {jumps into a pipe}

LUIGI: {Mario and Luigi fall out a pipe} Yikes! Where's the light-switch?

MARIO: {points to a block} On the ceiling, you see that block up there? You bash it Luigi, you're taller.

{throws Yoshi at the block}

LUIGI: Uh oh, where's Yoshi?

{a jazzy song starts to play. Mario and Luigi run up some stairs only to find a statue of Bowser that shoots fireballs. Yoshi eats two of them and shoots them at the statue triggering a secret door, Yoshi walks in and Mario and Luigi follow. Yoshi jumps around along with the song. Luigi jumps at Yoshi and gets smashed by a spikey pole, you can see blood coming out from where it smashed him}

{Yoshi is seen with drawn on eyebrowns in a mad form}

LUIGI: Okay, okay. {shows mario running away from a koopa wizard} Mario's attacked by a koopa wizard and-- {pauses} Oh f{bleeping sound}ckin' goodbye. {a gun appears in front of Luigi's head. The screen goes black and you hear a gunfire. It pauses for a bit.}

LUIGI: {Luigi stands in the middle of a bunch of giant catterpillers} Oh Mario where ever you are. Yneeeeaaaaarrrrrurruaaaaahuraaaaaahurah.