Zombie Love Song

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User:	Yourfavoritemartian
Date Added:	February 9, 2011
Length:	3:59
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Category:	Music
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"Zombie Love Song" is the second Your Favorite Martian song.

Story

It starts off with PuffPuff Humbert turning on his computer and sending a message to a girl. At first she is curious as to who he is, but he gains her trust by telling her that he is a zombie, which she takes as a joke.

As the song progresses, he continues talking to her, and even watches her through her window before running off after she notices him.

Soon enough he arranges to meet her at 9:00pm at her house, to which she agrees. Humbert switches off the computer and leaves. The next few shots show the girl getting ready, but when she opens the door she sees something weird about Humbert, he pulls back his hood, revealing that he really is a zombie. Horrified, the girl runs from him, only to show that every door she opens, Humbert is there. He offers her a flower, and she faints.

Humbert is then seen carrying the girl to some place before kissing her cheek. She awakes as a zombie and her and Humbert dance as the song ends.

Lyrics

You don't know me, baby, but I've seen you around.
It might be kind of crazy, but I'm just new in town.
And now I wonder what you'd think if I said, hey look
I'd like to get your number and a link to your Facebook.™
Now if I tell you what a nice guy's supposed to
Would that compel you not to scream when I approach you?
You'll have to promise me you'll take this news calmly,
But honestly, I'm sort of a zombie.

I knew you'd be surprised. You can bet that I
May not be alive, but I sure as hell ain't dead inside.
What's with the shotty? I ain't wishing you harm.
You see, I'd try to hold your hand but I'm missing an arm.
Brains are all I've eaten all week it's true,
But if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you.
So let me take you to Wendy's.™You deserve it.
Yeah, I'm a zombie, baby. Ain't nobody perfect.

I'll chase you through the yard and all through the house into the dark.
I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.
I've never been so true, but if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you.
I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.

Baby, sometimes I bite, and you can bet
That I've got an appetite for human flesh.
I'll always be near though. You'll have to accept that
When I nibble on your earlobe you might get infected.
Cause I fell in love with you and I'm
Undead but you make me feel alive.
And when I chase you through the graveyard
It feels like foreplay.

If I'm lying I'm dying, and I speak truly
When I say I love your mind. I'll take brains over beauty.
We'll be the undead, Dagwood and Blondie™
When I teach you how to zombie, teach you, teach you how to zombie.
And everybody will love you, and you can sing along
to this post-apocalyptic, postmortem love song.
So give me a chance,girl. You know I'll be worth it.
Yeah, I'm a zombie, baby. Ain't nobody perfect.

I'll chase you through the yard and all through the house into the dark.
I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.
I've never been so true, but if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you.
I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.

Brains. Brains. Brains. Brains.
Brains. Brains.

I'll chase you through the yard and all through the house into the dark.
I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.
I've never been so true, but if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you.
I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.

Om nom nom nom nom nom

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